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3rd photo dump

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EVERY HOUR

ON THE HOUR

THEY DREW BLOOD

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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

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I promised @frankieropicsss over on Instagram I would do something based on the video for frnkiero and the cellabration - Weighted. Gore warning if you watch it.

It’s a Pet Semetary themed video in which the cast of Stranger Things, I mean some random kids, bring back Frank. It goes terribly wrong. I decided I would go more with the book, with the idea that Frank brought back a dog from the dead. Because the book is all about the grief that we feel and what we would do to bring loved ones back and Frank is one hell of a dog dad IRL. (I couldn't do that to any of Frank's adorable dogs though so I drew my beloved old boy Kaneda instead).

It all goes horribly wrong with Frank dying and being buried in the Pet Sematary himself, and his evil dog friend helping him.

It goes horribly horribly horribly wrong from then on 💀🐶

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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

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Nananana (silly drawings)

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JAHAGTQWKSBA

So I found the hardcover copy of Killjoys California at a Barnes and Noble so naturally I had to buy it.

I’m flipping through a bit just to look at some of the artwork and:

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The future is bulletproof

The aftermath is secondary

It's time to do it now and do it loud

Killjoys, make some noise

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the fun ghoul/party poison smoke sesh always goes CRAZYYY

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the now now cover in my style, have i mentioned it’s there best album

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'you find god in pain' (x x x x x x)

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Saying that cannabis isn’t a drug further stigmatizes drug use. Cannabis is a drug, and that’s okay. When you say it’s just a plant or it’s just medicine, while both those statements are true, it is harmful in many ways. People who use drugs are not bad. Drugs are not bad. Stop stigmatizing drug use and start encouraging safe drug use.

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my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

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i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

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happy pride