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To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

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INFORMATION I WAS NOT PREPARED TO LEARN. MAYBE WE *ARE* ALONE. BECAUSE WE ARE SO *EARLY*. IF THERE IS EVER GALACTIC CIVILIZATION THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER US AT ALL. BECAUSE WE ARE NOTHING. CELLS, JUST BEGINNING TO FORM LIFE. SORRY FOR SCREAMING. BUT ARE YOU LISTENING. ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT.

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Robin dick: Bruce, I'm gonna be signing us BOTH up for a class in order for us to learn how to do housework, okay?

Bruce: ?

Dick: I'm going to be signing us BOTH up because we BOTH don't clean up after ourselves

Bruce: *squinting*

Dick: Also we BOTH don't do our laundry, and we BOTH don't go to bed on time

Bruce: ...why do I feel like I'm being targeted?

Dick: Ofcourse not, B! After all, we BOTH don't do the dishes and we BOTH don't take care of our selves.

Bruce: ...I don't like your tone.

Dick: Bruuuuuce! I'm being serious! We BOTH need to learn how to function properly.

Bruce: ...i'm feeling like you're attempting to talk about me but you're not-

Dick: WOAH!! WOAH, B!! ASSUMPTIONS MAKE A BUTT OUT OF YOU AND ME!

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Ziggy and Zaggy!

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

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I never did get to show her…

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Kitty installed the wrong software

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Barbie gang vs Oppenheimer gang

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Motherly love

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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A good boy taking himself for a walk while it’s raining

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.