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You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

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Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

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Malevolent would be so much better if it was episodic instead of serialized. like those "casefic" fanfics people write but as the whole series. I don't want to follow Jarthur saving the universe from an overpowered crazy villain, I want them to be a blind detective and his possessed eyes solving eldritch horror themed mysteries around Arkham.

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I love being a sleeper agent

"hey man can I talk about a book I read like a year ago for a sec?"

"yeah totally"

*500 word paragraph followed by 10 minute voice note*

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not sure who needs to hear this but everything is gonna be okay :) the sun will always be warm, your favorite song will always touch your soul, warm bread will always be so delicious, and the stars will always shine so bright and pretty for us to admire ⭐:)

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It shouldn't be controversial as a fat person to say that I like my body. i love my fat body and think Im hot and sexy for it.

I dont want to be thin. I dont want to look thin. I want to see more people like me because we're awesome and cool

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

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yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

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whatever else you have to say about katy perry i do have to say "do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is maybe one of the all time funniest ways to start a song

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THE UK DATA BILL IS A THREAT TO TRANS EXISTENCE - EMAIL YOUR MPs NOW!

[copied from @/londontranspride on instagram]

"What’s being proposed in the UK Data Bill right now is nothing short of an attack on trans existence, privacy and dignity.

This amendment would force every public body — from the DVLA to the NHS — to revert our gender markers and store data only based on our sex assigned at birth. It would override Gender Recognition Certificates and effectively out trans people across countless systems. It’s surveillance. It’s erasure. It’s a violation of human rights.

This government is trying to make it impossible for us to live safely, to be seen as who we are, and to exist without fear. This is about more than just “data” — it’s about power, control, and the systematic dismantling of trans rights in the UK.

We need to act now. We need to resist — loudly, visibly, and collectively."

The bill is being discussed on May 7th so email your MPs now! London Trans Pride has also very helpfully written a template for this where all you've gotta do is add your mp's name / your name / your postcode - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jRkW_FOO0blye19gKe0EJlt1DI24QfGIGewMyNM8aKQ/edit?tab=t.0

(I'll reblog the template as text also!)

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Matt's phone between episodes 7/8 of the grotto

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"Well, no," he said, "but we can work on that some other time. Are you okay?"

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i am very silly and cringe abt woe.begone and happy about that fact but at the heart alot of my connection to woe.begone really did stem from my friend's death. i knew abt the podcast before, but his death helped spark a relisten, and woe.begone really helped me process my feelings and deal with losing him and im really glad it exists. i dont want to say this to trauma dump at all and i really hope it doesnt come off that way, i am just so so so happy to know this show, it really does make me experience every emotion and i would probably be a worse person in a worse place without it. beautiful beautiful wonderful show

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Did anybody else get an email from Bradford TryLeg Beaumont (not actually bb i think) the other day?

The ciphertext in the main body translates as 'THELOCALPARKISABOUTTOBEDEVELOPED'. there was another code in the subject, reading 'MW3:3 MW3:30 MW3:6 MW3:12 MW2:6 MW2:4 MW2:17 MW2:1 MW5:8 MW5:9 MW5:10 MW5:11 MW9:3 MW10:3 MW10:9 MC3:1 MK9:8 MK9:3 MC57:1 MC57:4' which i have not yet decrypted.

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CAUGHT UP WITH WOE.BEGONE

I love you Nobody I’m so happy he’s back. I love you Leg what the fuck are you. I’m so obsessed with Nobody always trying to be emo and do his evil plots but fate makes sure he is always accompanied by the most dorky characters in this show first it was BabyTy and Helen. Now it’s. Leg. OBSESSED

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Nobody does it like Mike Walters. Whether they want to or not.