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winter & holiday sentence starters

general

❝ it’s cold out here, can i borrow your jacket? ❞

❝ warm my hands up? ❞

❝ you know, we have a fireplace for a reason.❞

❝ i made too many cookies. wanna share? ❞

❝ look! it’s snowing! ❞

❝ let’s build a snowman! ❞

❝ the car won’t start… ❞

❝ it’s supposed to snow tonight, you should just stay here… ❞

❝ i haven’t felt warmth in approximately twenty-three days. ❞

❝ that blanket looks big enough for two! ❞

❝ you’re cute when you’re cold. ❞

❝ it smells like i just walked into cinnamon hell. ❞

❝ can’t we stay in bed? it’s cold outside… ❞

❝ i made you hot chocolate/coffee/tea! ❞

❝ you’re not getting sick again, are you? ❞

❝ i’ll take care of you. ❞

❝ don’t slip! ❞

christmas

❝ let’s go to the light show! ❞

❝ i may or may not have gotten tangled up in the tinsel. ❞  

❝ i can’t stop looking. it’s so…shiny. ❞  

❝ help me with these christmas decorations! ❞  

❝ so…the tree is too big to fit through the door. ❞  

❝ last minute gift shopping is an art, and you’re not ready for it. ❞

❝ all i want for christmas is you. ❞  

❝ santa isn’t real. ❞

❝ what do you mean santa isn’t real?! ❞  

❝ do you want to get a picture with santa? ❞

❝ can i open just one? pleasseeee? ❞  

❝ don’t be such a downer, mr scrooge. ❞  

❝ i’ve been recording christmas movies for the past two months. needless to say i won’t be leaving my house for a while. ❞  

❝ help me put the star on the tree! ❞  

❝ i have michael bublé’s entire discography and an unopened bottle of wine. ❞  

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❝ i couldn’t find any gelt, but we do have raisins! ❞  

❝ i could eat latkes for the rest of my life. ❞  

❝ sour cream or applesauce? ❞  

❝ please don’t burn the house down. ❞  

❝ normal people don’t own this many candles. ❞  

❝ spin the dreidel! ❞  

❝ do you really get eight days of presents? ❞  

❝ is it a mitzvah to get lit? ❞   

❝ i’m up to my ass in a kosher morass. ❞

❝ come on, we’re about to light the first candle! ❞

❝ that’s the ugliest sweater i’ve ever seen. ❞  

❝ we ran out of oil. isn’t that ironic? ❞  

❝ oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, i made it out of clay… ❞

❝ sufganiyot are indisputably tastier than christmas cookies. ❞  

❝ that’s a beautiful menorah. ❞  

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Countdown to SH S3: 139 Days | 13 Days of Alberto Rosende {Day 5}

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magnus + magic [pt. 5]

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The Parabatri catching Alberto

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✧  JORREN LEE —   this is a REVERSE STARTER CALL ! click the like button and i’ll jump into your open starters. open to mutuals and non-mutuals ! please take note that these characters are either witches or wizards !

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✧  JAMES FALAWAY —   this is a REVERSE STARTER CALL ! click the like button and i’ll jump into your open starters. open to mutuals and non-mutuals ! please take note that these characters are either witches or wizards ! 

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( ✧ ) Todd rubbed his face with his palm as he heaved a sigh, “We’re in the same bed and we’re both naked, I think it’s pretty clear what we did last night.” He chuckled lightly before he stretched as he groaned softly.

Open Starter || Phillip

“What did we do last night?” Phillip groaned, shielding his face from the blinding sun.

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( ✧ ) Todd snickered as he sipped his drink. He lifted his shoulders in a shrug as he sighed, “Nah, anyone can come into a gay bar. But... you just gotta expect it if you’re that good lookin’, then.”

“Why do people think I’m gay? I’m not gay. Does everyone who goes to a gay bar have to be gay?” Francis complained to the nearest person at the bar, on his face a theatrically pained look just like the ones the queens were pulling on stage. 

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( ✧ ) Nat had a deep frown on her face, "You’re an asshole, you know that?” The witch couldn’t believe what she heard and she was sure to make that clear to Destiny. “What’s the big deal? Are you crazy?” She scoffed as he folded her arms over her chest. She was left heartbroken. Even a note would at least mean something, but for her to disappear without a trace only told Nathania that she wasn’t worth anything. “Why are you even here, then?”

open to m/f/nb connections: former lover or friend please read her bio before responding, she is a vampire.

Destiny had up and disappeared on the other in middle of the night nearly five months ago. No note, nothing was given as a explanation just the bed beside them empty and cold. She traveled during that time, surely if they looked at the news, they’d see reports of bodies here and there that were drained of blood.

Now she returned to the town that she’d left them in, standing across from them as she shrugged her shoulders. “I just felt like leaving, what’s the big deal? You knew it was going to happen sooner or later.”

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i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

“i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”

“i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” SNOWBALL FIGHTS

“hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”

person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)

“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”

“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”

“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”

I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

“we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”

“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”

“’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”

“we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”

“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”

TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 

“we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 

“we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 

DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 

TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)

“there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 

PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 

“i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”

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the scene that shattered my heart into tiny, itty bitty pieces because of how fucking amazing harry shum jr’s acting is → → → part six of who knows how many…

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angsty shit i’ve said or heard regarding relationships

oo1. “do you honestly think this is all about you?”

oo2. “it’s not the first time you’ve done this.”

oo3. “and you think that this is okay?”

oo4. “i’m just so fucking tired of feeling this way.”

oo5. “let’s just be friends.”

oo6. “you know i can’t just be friends with you.”

oo7. “whenever i see you with him/her or whenever i look at you in general, i always think: fuck, i messed up.”

oo8. “you’re the one that got away for me.”

oo9. “please don’t leave - i need you in my life.”

o1o. “can’t you give me a second chance?”

o11. “you know that i can’t do this.”

o12. “can’t you just think about how i fucking feel for once?”

o13. “we’re not even together and this feels like a fucking break up.”

o14. “you have a special place in my heart, you know that.”

o15. “fuck, i wish i could just rewind time.”

o16. “i’m so sorry, i really fucked up this time.”

o17. “i promise you, i’ll change!”

o18. “please, please just trust me.”

o19. “it wasn’t what it looked like!”

o20. “i’m not leaving, i’m just not going to talk to you for a bit.”

o21. “i just need to be alone right now.”

o22. “you not talking to me is as good as leaving.”

o23. “just look at me and tell me that you don’t love me anymore.”

o24. “just tell me you don’t love me, and i’ll leave you alone.”

o25. “just put yourself in my shoes, if you were me, you’d know how i feel.”

o26. “if you really did love me, you wouldn’t have done it in the first place.”

o27. “if you really cared about how i feel, even the slightest bit, you’d never do it in the first place.”

o28. “really? at times like this you’re bribing me with food to win my love?”

o29. “as much as i don’t want to leave, i have to.”

o30. “i’m sorry, it’s just the best option for me right now.”

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( ✧ ) “I’m sorry,” he apologized, he really was trying his best not to be an asshole, but this was really important to him. He needed to do something about the way his room was being arranged so that he could use it for extra classes or to keep his potions, and being a perfectionist, he genuinely felt bad for the other. “I promise, I won’t make any more changes. I just need the shelves to be able to stack on top of each other and that’s my final request.”

open to all; the annoying customer.

“I’m trying my best to make this look exactly how you want it but you aren’t really making this easy for me, ya'know. You’ve asked me to change the layout four times already and told me you aren’t pleased with the color scheme. What will make you happy? Because I’m at a loss for words.”

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Todd laughed as he shook his head, “No, I don’t need a wand. Who needs a wand when I’ve got these?” He flexed his muscles and laughed once more. “I’m just trying to not depend on magic too much.” He explained as he continued his attempt to fix the cupboard, lips pressed into a thin line as he focused on what needed to be done. He looked up at Silas and hummed, “Have you had lunch yet?”

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Silas couldn’t help but laughing… He raised an eyebrow after he saw Todd coming to a conclusion. If something he was testing him. The guy grinned. 

- Why wouldn’t I want another cupboard? -he question him instead.- You told me you were the man for the job. I mean… after all, you got more OWLS than me that year! -Silas vaguely remembered.- Do you need… a wand then? It could be dangerous… -he teased him while grinning.

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✧  EDDISON WANG —   this is a REVERSE STARTER CALL ! click the like button and i’ll jump into your open starters. open to mutuals and non-mutuals ! please take note that these characters are either witches or wizards !

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✧  NATHANIA GIBSON —   this is a REVERSE STARTER CALL ! click the like button and i’ll jump into your open starters. open to mutuals and non-mutuals ! please take note that these characters are either witches or wizards !

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✧  TODD HEATHERS —   this is a REVERSE STARTER CALL ! click the like button and i’ll jump into your open starters. open to mutuals and non-mutuals ! please take note that these characters are either witches or wizards !

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