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GOOD FOOD GOOD FOOD!!! COMFORT PAIRING!

cronus <3 tavros? i mean, if that's even a thing... crotav is like, on of my favourite pairings and there isn't like, anything of them

It was cold and snowy when you woke up that morning. You sighed, dragging yourself out of bed and to the bathroom, as humans called it.

It was nice, living on this weird combination of earth and alternia after the game. But mostly you were just glad that it gave you the chance to properly meet Tavros. He was great, and you weren’t just saying that. He might be awkward, but he certainly wasn’t shy about how he felt after a few conversations. It was interesting, talking to someone who spoke their mind in the way that he did.

You hopped in the shower, waking up slowly and getting out again, styling your hair and getting dressed. Passing through the door again, you glanced at the little calendar that hung there. That was right; you were going to hang out with Tavros today, and you’d nearly forgotten. Now you were excited, quickly making yourself breakfast and putting on a coat to go and meet him.

You nearly slipped when you got outside; apparently it was icy as well as snowing. Great.

Never the less, you make your way to your normal meeting place, a little coffee shop a few blocks away. When you arrived, he was already there, and handed you your favorite hot drink.

“I thought you might, want something warm, y’know, when you got here.” Damn, that smile got you every time. It warmed you better than anything else ever could.

“Thanks chief, that’s really nice of you.” The two of you sip at your drinks and talk for a little while before deciding to take a walk.

Unfortunately, as you both round a corner, Tavros doesn’t seem to notice the patch of ice and falls right into a bank of snow.

“Holy shit, Tavwros, are you alright?” The boy in question sat up, blushing brightly and trying to scramble to his feet, only succeeding to slip and fall again, getting snow all over him and getting distressed and pretty embarrassed.

Without thinking, you fall into the snow next to him, throwing a little snow on yourself. You sit up to see him look at you with wide eyes. You just grin, standing carefully and helping him up, brushing some of the snow off his jacket.

“So. You vwanna head back to my place and dry off?”

“Yeah… I’d like that.”

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hey i’m contributing to the fandom

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sir.

do not repost

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Dave's Hot Mom Harem is better than Davekat.

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The only high school heterosexual romance I want to see is jock girl x nerd boy sorry the other ones have been too overdone give me a super confident basketball player girl and a guy who's a little terrified of her

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:>

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BROOKLYN BLOOD POP ft Gamzee

idk which version i liked so here’s all four lmao

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I was too lazy to draw the other empty chair

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the joker is like ah yes my favorite song normal frog

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pringles iron maiden

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Remember that text post from a few years back that was about how eventually this website would turn on John Mulaney the minute he did anything that showed he was a human person instead of the idealized pedestal we put him on. 

It’s happening now and I’m just seeing some awful takes about what’s going on with him and it’s like: guys you aren’t entitled to know what’s going on with his private life, and it’s very entitled to feel personally betrayed about a relationship you are not a part of. Just leave the man alone. Leave everyone alone for fucks sake. 

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

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a buncha kidswap designs i made 🥺🥺🥺

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Imma say it again but DNI if you hate men

fuk u

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Clockwork Orange –

Stridercest mood board for the complicated relationship that every splinter of self brings between two people who learn to stop idolizing each other. Requested by: Mod Kero

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today I give you: demon zim doodle + this scribbled joke from the twitch stream