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2025 and we still don't have hairy women in movies. wild

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

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decides to take a couple of weeks off work because why not. wakes up. goes, "a good holiday activity which is also very relaxing could be reading the bible"

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i really do live in a humanities bubble because the comparison with people who do not, in fact, want to keep studying for a living is like a culture shock

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Barney, snoozing on a hilltop, in the summer of 2009. 

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Lucien Lelong perfume castle

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so i've been on a medium-low dose of ssris (citalopram) since february 2024 and now very slowly tapering off and i think they should make making any sort of conscious effort towards balance while on meds illegal..... and to this you will say: "but tumblr user femcharlemagne, medication is just a tool that acts on the symptoms, while talk therapy acts on the causes and you still have to do the work!" I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW i just. want to complain >:(

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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going for the big 30 in italy means going to a house party and get knocked down by a completely normal dose of limoncello (i slept for at least 45 minutes)

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Aleksandra Waliszewska @aleksandrawaliszewska

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there's this friend of mine from the phd and he's very canonically handsome thus has no problem attracting women you know... but there is something that makes him unappealing to me in that sense? he's the whole package (has the looks, is interesting and cultured and whatnot) but he lacks a certain je ne sais quoi to me. do i really have such warped tastes in terms of people (men in this case)

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we can't even get a basic "all men structurally benefit from a misogynist society" to pass on this website without a bunch of queer men shooting themselves into a panic cause they get too uncomfortable about the idea of being culpable to self reflect. "feminist" website

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1,600-year-old lead curse tablet in the Museo Archeologico Civico di Bologna, of unknown provenance. — "The first known surviving curse directed at a Roman senator. ... The text is written mainly in Latin with Greek invocations ... 'Crush, kill Fistus the senator,' part of the curse reads, 'May Fistus dilute, languish, sink and may all his limbs dissolve …' " — Image a composite of photo and drawing found at The History Blog