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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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them: don't pick at it!

me, bleeding: I'm not

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Ahah, the TERF event this week is making the OMNI center tank their facebook ratings. It was like a 4.5 star rating and this morning it was 3.2 and now its 2.8. There is a protest across from the event on Thursday. OMNI is like “This doesn’t represent our personal views, we love transgenders so it’s going to stay.” like... ???? What? Burn TERFS. 

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I'm so proud of this pun

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I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

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But. Tbh are ya reallly mad?

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Compilation of some of my favourite vines. In no particular order.

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Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

Kait Rokowski (via quotemadness)

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When all the girls at the bar are so fucking cute

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How old are you going to be? 25 Damn that's old! I'm sorry but- No, it's cool. I'm buying this stuff because me and my friend hurt our backs. It's medicinal. Convo with the 18 year old who gave me this shit

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It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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I know this person all my friends are friends with AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE SHE IS SO TERRIBLE. Why are cool people friends with her 2017

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Cheers darling.

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my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?