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Also- my haunt had a Jackie years ago, miss that thing so much tbh. I was so sad the last time I saw it that it didn’t work anymore :(

Markiplier secret of the mimic part 1-

Are y’all turnin your tacos sideways? Mind- I’m thinking of proper tacos, like… lil hand sized tortilla tacos. Not the big ol burrito tortilla white person tacos that you fold up like a lil present.

Bc I grew up w most of my friends bein hispanic/latin, & those that would have tacos when I was over taught me to turn my HEAD, like tilt to the side, to eat the lil tacos. Avoid losin fillin like that.

But idk if it’s like… cultural or regional bc I’m on the opposite coast.

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Please excuse my godawful drawing, I am neither artistically nor technologically inclined.

Map Key-

Red outline=building

Pink outline= rooms (& one obstruction within a room)

Green= squiggles are flaps that guests are allowed through, lines indicate open path

Yellow=employee only flaps & spaces

Orange= Smiley is spots I can scare guests, lines indicate path of terror

So, imagine… up to 7 main people sharing just these indicated cutthroughs and hideyholes. Then consider that this was also just a major traffic area for just about anyone cutting through the attraction to access water/find management/etc

The amount of times we would be juggling each of those smiley face spots between each other, dodging each other when someone found a “favorite victim” just to turn around & be the one being dodged when someone found their own “favorite”, dodging actors who were taking a breather, getting water from their water bottle that they’d stashed, folks who just returned from break/potty breaks and tryin to figure out what the current rhythm is…

It’s truly so much fun. If nothing else I want to be able to keep going back for stuff like that.

Like… I am a huge fan of non-verbal communication while working, falling into a rhythm and working in tandem with others.

For example: For the winter event during auditions they’d had us follow this convoluted story script for setting a table, and we apparently all did wonderfully… “But we would like to see more conversation- ‘Hey, you get the napkins and I’ll get the chairs.’” But… we didn’t NEED to bc all of us were coming from the Halloween event and are used to quick glances and stepping in due to just how loud most spaces are during the event.

I love that. No talk, just shared glances, perhaps a few moments of shadowing or a simple “Hallway” “victims” “mannequins” type heads ups max… it feels… fluid. Streamlined. Like a cohesive unit as opposed to a ragtag group of weirdos that just met last week.

Fanfic idea-

I make at least the OG FNAF game real, & at some point make a joke about someone havin the 6am cheer as an alarm tone (my coworker has it for the 6a break which is so fuckin funny to me every single time. Never fails to make me happier) and then… and then what if… later I make it a fr “survive the night” type situation in the amusement park, featuring having to sneak around the haunt areas & attractions.

Think about it- “free range” FNAF, except instead of a fun happy 80s synth vibe mall, or in just a singular enclosed haunt attraction that never opened(?), you’re stuck in a whole ass amusement park.

Probably for the best to avoid too many service roads & such… as we seen in the pizzaplex it gets real convoluted once you start adding in all that when your “public” space is already so big.

Hiding behind (fake) slabs of meat & animal pelts, ducking into the actor hidey-holes, perhaps some Scooby doo type antics in an attraction, mini mirror maze in the clown zone…

To be fair the “Scooby doo type antics” bit lowkey is how it feels sometimes.

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Mark tryin to close the door after seein mail bot/Snappy is so fuckin funny

Markiplier secret of the mimic part 1-

Are y’all turnin your tacos sideways? Mind- I’m thinking of proper tacos, like… lil hand sized tortilla tacos. Not the big ol burrito tortilla white person tacos that you fold up like a lil present.

Bc I grew up w most of my friends bein hispanic/latin, & those that would have tacos when I was over taught me to turn my HEAD, like tilt to the side, to eat the lil tacos. Avoid losin fillin like that.

But idk if it’s like… cultural or regional bc I’m on the opposite coast.

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Happy Moonass Monday folks 😊💕✨️

don't sue me

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Fanfic idea-

I make at least the OG FNAF game real, & at some point make a joke about someone havin the 6am cheer as an alarm tone (my coworker has it for the 6a break which is so fuckin funny to me every single time. Never fails to make me happier) and then… and then what if… later I make it a fr “survive the night” type situation in the amusement park, featuring having to sneak around the haunt areas & attractions.

Think about it- “free range” FNAF, except instead of a fun happy 80s synth vibe mall, or in just a singular enclosed haunt attraction that never opened(?), you’re stuck in a whole ass amusement park.

Probably for the best to avoid too many service roads & such… as we seen in the pizzaplex it gets real convoluted once you start adding in all that when your “public” space is already so big.

Hiding behind (fake) slabs of meat & animal pelts, ducking into the actor hidey-holes, perhaps some Scooby doo type antics in an attraction, mini mirror maze in the clown zone…

To be fair the “Scooby doo type antics” bit lowkey is how it feels sometimes.

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Damn bro....

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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(Minor Ch4 Spoilers?) Horrifying situation I just thought up. [COMMISSIONS OPEN if interested]

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day at the beach with grandma sun and grandpa moon

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Markiplier secret of the mimic part 1-

Are y’all turnin your tacos sideways? Mind- I’m thinking of proper tacos, like… lil hand sized tortilla tacos. Not the big ol burrito tortilla white person tacos that you fold up like a lil present.

Bc I grew up w most of my friends bein hispanic/latin, & those that would have tacos when I was over taught me to turn my HEAD, like tilt to the side, to eat the lil tacos. Avoid losin fillin like that.

But idk if it’s like… cultural or regional bc I’m on the opposite coast.

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moon time...

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

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