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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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lil scribble steve

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is it not illegal to not give me one click cancel subscription

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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lately captain america has been cyberbullying me by beelining right up to me from across the map and punching me into a filet-o-fish so here's a meme redraw to cope with the indignity

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their nefarious ‘what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament’ vs our noble ‘we were all together at sinai’

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Just learned about short row colorwork and my brain might be broken

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Musicals are time loops. Every night, the same thing happens except for a few minor differences. It always ends the same. If you want the characters to do something different or to make better choices, too bad. The actors are bound by the script and the score. The only way for the time loop to end is for the show to close. But you (the audience) don't want the show to close, nor do the actors who would like to be employed. It's a lose/lose situation. For the actors, audience, technicians, and for the characters, who are forever stuck in the same stretch of time.

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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Why is my melon suddenly spicy

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I read her instructions and suddenly I want to knit a shawl???

Elizabeth Zimmerman is so fucking smart

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Elizabeth Zimmerman is so fucking smart