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Holaaaa🥲

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Ok so some context first: when I first watched the first httyd movie I had had ear surgery and couldn’t hear it and ✨✨inclusivity✨✨. The movie didn’t have captions.

So I mayyyyy or may not have thought gobbler and stoic were married and then I watched the second one (with hearing) and I was sooo confused and I had to go back and watch the first one again.

Lesson of the story (it’s right ok) ✨✨captions. Are. A. Must.✨✨

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Stoick headcannons

stoick hated dragons so much because they killed valka. before that, he was a respected dragon hunter but he wasn’t obsessed with it like he was in the first movie

stoick and toothless absolutely have a fake love-hate relationship. toothless will pretend to hate him and growl at him all the time and stoick will complain about toothless being in his house, but toothless and stoick give each other big hugs whenever they see each other after a long time apart and stoick always makes extra food for toothless while toothless brings back extra fish just for stoick

they treat each other like toothless is a stray that just never left: constantly ragging and being snarky with each other but they really do love each other

stoick is sort of a father figure for all the riders

he is their role model and chief, but he tends to treat the riders a bit like they’re his kids

while they all have their own parents and families, the riders tend to have big meals at hiccups house together with stoick every so often

this tradition continues even when stoick passes but it’s never the same

when they meet valka, the riders are pretty frosty to her for a long time

while they understand wanting to save dragons, they were first hand witnesses to hiccup’s loneliness and fights with his father and they hate that she abandoned her kid and husband

they eventually sort it out and become civil but they never get as close to her as they were with stoick

stoick was very socially competent and was very skilled at figuring out when people were trying to manipulate him, which was why he had so many enemies but remained one of the most powerful chiefs in the archipelago

while stoick scolded hiccup a lot for the trouble he got into, he was very protective of hiccup to other people. he’s well known outside of berk for getting into fights with people who disrespected hiccup in front of him. this was strange to the other vikings because while it is normal behavior to defend your sons honor, they would never have done so for a runt that was supposed to die soon after birth

if stoick had survived after drago was defeated, i think stoick would have had a long talk with valka about how she abandoned them. as much as he loves her, he’s still upset that she wasn’t there to help raise hiccup and that is was her choice to be absent

i think while stoick has a hard time talking about her, he gives pieces of valka to hiccup whenever he can (the dragon plushie, the breastplate helmet, etc.)

in turn, after stoick dies hiccup spends a long time working through his grief by telling valka stories of him being his dad instead of being chief

hiccup also likes to sit at stoicks statue and just talk for hours. when he doesn’t feel like talking, he sits in silence while doing some work or eating. it’s almost like having him there still.

stoick gives the best hugs ever

stoick really loved hiccup. while he hated all the trouble he got into, he admired his intellect, leadership ability, and willingness to follow his own heart. after the red death’s death, he is immensely proud and brags about hiccup to everyone.

he really struggled with being a single father while mourning his wife and trying to lead a village. this was the time period when gobber and stoick became the closest, because stoick relied on gobber so much as a friend and support system.

hiccup sees gobber as a crazy uncle/close friend, not as a father figure. however, he will go to gobber whenever he and his dad are having a fight.

stoick also really loved astrid. he often gave her big hugs and was adamant that she only refer to him as stoick or dad when they were at home instead of chief, because she was his future daughter-in-law.

while he loved all the riders for becoming hiccups friends, he was ecstatic when he heard about hiccup and astrid getting together. he was very excited for grandkids.

stoick was very busy as chief and while he always made time for hiccup, he wasn’t aware of the bullying and negligence that hiccup endured from the rest of the village. this was why he never thought it was a big deal to scold him in front of people.

I’ll probably add more httyd headcannons later but feel free to ask for anything in specific :D

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And snotlout went home to complain abt it to his dad like “she WHAT” and his dad just goes “ik”

Seeing as how broken Stoick was after Valka’s “death” I don’t think it’s something he and others spoke very openly about, so I’d like to think that Hiccup’s friends really only had really vague knowledge of what actually happened to his mom.

Like, she died when Hiccup was a baby and the chief blames himself, they know nothing more than that.

So just imagine on day, Hiccup, who in his teenage years became comfortable talking about the subject, goes: “yeah and my mom was eaten by dragons”

And the gang just collectively goes

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-with the gobber one gobber nearly cries the first time they do

heyyy any httyd headcanons that you really love i literally live for stuff like that lol

Yes of course I do!

- Mala, Valka, & Altali have tea together on occasion

- Astrid & Stormfly play peekaboo by Astrid hiding in her blind spot

- Hiccup wanted all his friends to have dragon armor so they wouldn’t end up like Stoick if their dragons were ever taken control of somehow

- Eret has a soft spot for tidal class dragons since he was a sailor

- Gustav becomes a total hottie when he gets older but he’s still an absolute madlad

- Fishlegs really likes playing card games & shuffling cards

- Hiccup & the Haddocks visit the hidden world semi-frequently (Hiccup does checkups on Toothless’ tail, etc) and while they’re gone Eret takes on the responsibilities of chief (he was also the son of a chief, so it would make sense)

- Snotlout publishes his book and it gains popularity so he keeps writing, mostly just of the gang’s adventures but he’s the protagonist

- Ruff & Tuff hoard random stuff they find that they like

- Tuffnut has tried out more careers than Barbie

- Eret loves hanging out in the arena and teaching kids how to fight

- Eret is super invested in the regatta when he hears Fishlegs talking about it

- Dagur and Fishlegs are meditation buddies

- Snotlout has an amazing singing voice

- Hiccup gets phantom pains in his leg

- Spitelout had a crush on Valka when they were kids

- Zephyr & Nuffink call Gobber grandpa

- Eret and Snotlout get drunk one night and actually get along really well

- Nuffink takes on Gothi’s role as healer when he grows up and Zephyr becomes the chieftess

- Tuffnut has seasonal allergies

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Go ahead I need the entertainment

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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HALLELUJAH

What's your Hogwarts house?

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-holding a knife up- alright! Who did it. who made him scared huh?

Has anyone else ever noticed this????? When Drago is confronting Hookfang and being all intimidating and scary, it cuts to this scene where Eret is holding his hand over the place where he was branded.

He remembers what happens when Drago gets like this, and he is SCARED, but he knows he can’t show it. The whole scene when the gang is meeting Drago for the first time Eret is trying to give off a cocky appearance, but when you listen to his voice, it’s tinged with fear.

Like this man has serious trauma and no one is talking about it.

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The add following it

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Are we just gonna ignore these tags?!

Have you ever stepped on an animals tail and just like exploded in sorry (also love everything you do 💖)

yesss omg like im so sorry my poor baby how could this happen you are just so little and baby such sadness i grieve for you

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I pulled this out in English when I stubbed my toe and swore (srry abt the reblogs I’m on a bit of a rampage)

the word fuck was invented in 1598

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Spitelout and snotlout oi and oi

snotlout snotlout oi oi oi

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Does your fish have beef with death?

calling out my family because they deserve it

mother - cleans rooms at 9pm

father - all of his favorite dogs have shit personalities except for 1

brother - worst threat he can think of is squishing someones biceps

sister - theatre kid who has never actually been in a play or musical

cat -pretends she has never been fed also cant catch cockroaches

dogs - loud and shed everywhere srsly help

me - uses tumblr daily

horses - they r horses enough said

cows - dont let me pet them :(

fish - this one angel fish is like 7 years old help

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I thought the infinity symbol was bad cause like infinite we are outisitic for infinity and I was a bit like “AND?! IS THAT BAD?!”

ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

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Wha- HOW

thinking…

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Couldn’t find the original one (sorry) but I feel like a. People miss pronounce your name and you like to wear jeans (idk where that came from)

assumptions about me

also look at this autistic shark

also whats your favourite fish

i assume that u have been in atleast 1 musical/play (u could have worked stage crew idk i get those vibes)

also wow im just like that shark fr

hmmmmmm my favorite fish are koi but i do love me some sea slugs

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My little trans ass with my Jewish freinds dancing in the corner