fenjammin
fenjammin
crystal nerds
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Elijah or Fen // 26 // trans man (he/him)
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fenjammin · 1 day ago
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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fenjammin · 1 day ago
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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them
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;)
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fenjammin · 1 day ago
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This is going to sound so "oldie yells at cloud" of me but the radicalisation of the young into black and white, zero shades of grey thinking, both in the media they consume and in real life situations, is genuinely terrifying.
The world is complex. The world is grey. There is infinite nuance in everything. No amount of trying to shove it all into neatly labeled boxes is ever going to work.
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fenjammin · 1 day ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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I like how jerma has a new object on his table every time I see him like a virtual pet with a customizable bedroom
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fenjammin · 2 days ago
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december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand
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fenjammin · 2 days ago
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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
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fenjammin · 2 days ago
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i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
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fenjammin · 2 days ago
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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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he doesn't have to choose
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you don't ovulate. liar
interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this
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when father naps during the day so i get to nap on father during the day
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