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Island resort dad and Blake banana jet and motorbike track. Hide in the witches house throw paper at her through portal. Entire island burns guy had water and gives to select people in poor district until they all become healthy again. Burning never happened. Wake up from bed dizzy can barely see like I’m going to pass out. I don’t need to talk, I can just project my thoughts. Trying to help mum find uranium-456 but I keep falling off the boat and grabbing the rope behind it but she says that’s not safe despite the fact I’ve never gotten rope burn from it. She finds me looking up uranium and thinks I don’t know enough to get it for the camera.
#fun fact about this one#I slept in until 1:20 I had fallen asleep somewhere between ten and eleven#this is the abbreviated version#fennecdreams
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Last of us but robots and chris Pratt is Joel. Conformity company make robots get some sort of virus makes them murder crazy
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Dwarf foretelling by hair texture and growth patterns like palm reading
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Cow Competition with Odile
Rollerblading through town but a gang of people in yellow around yellow blocks waiting to cross the road at an intersection stopped me and started to chase me.
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Some sort of competition. First room had two routes but I only ever tried one. Platforms would stick out of the walls at regular intervals and had to time the jumps in the to reach the key at e top platform but for some reason I couldn’t see well. The light was blinding me and I was rolling and ducking to avoid it so I never made it. I tried a different one at the very end of the competition, the cow one. I was up against Odile and someone else. Odile was really good at this one. We were all given keys to identify which place was ours, started at the starting lines and ran when the horn sounded. We ran until above us dangled a sign that matched our key. I stopped, smacked the key against the sign and a trapdoor opened up in the roof to reveal a baby highland cow dangling from a rope. I bought a thing of hay and put it beneath and the cow lowered a little so I put another one down and it touched the ground. I voice called out ‘And we have the first to deserve their cow!’ I climbed the rope above the cow, dangling just over it as it ate. Suddenly it grew into adolescence and the people cheered. I sat on its back then climbed the rope again so it grew to adulthood. The announcer said that I had been the first to grow the cow. Now I needed to fly on the back of the cow to collect ingredients for a castle. I did so but it took a long time and I placed it in an annoying spot(on the top of a mountain that was in a lava lake right next to the course). This kept going on, we had to collect materials to build things then the next. Odile had caught up. Suddenly we were on the last item, a coffee. It took the same ingredients and something else to make it. Because we hadn’t used the G-pipe yet I assumed it was that so I grabbed some spare metal and took it down to the crafting station. I made the G-pipe but as soon as I did an announcement rang out ‘Odile has won!’ I sighed, I was so close to beating her and winning something.
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Stretching Lamplighter
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Game
Suddenly almost everybody had a superpower, I think mine was flight. Real life video game start at the ruins. Collect keys to unlock new levels, collect stars to level up. Certain animals were valid kills and some were not, like my rabbit I had to dump. I collected a key in the ruins and went on but couldn’t make it to the next level because the small and narrow wooded path meant I couldn’t fly. I eventually did get past it to find school buildings. I saw a key on the roof but so did someone else and we raced to reach it, I got it first because at the last second I remembered the flying thing. I went on to the next level. It was a swimming pool that had some sort of competition to see whose dog could get across these floaties quickest. The winner was a bat-eared fox. The next event in the level began immediately and it was some sort of underwater one because we all suddenly had scuba vests on(but not the tank). I was figuring out how to use mine when I let all the air out and didn’t know how to put more in and I sank all the way to the bottom and could barely swim to make it back up. Someone beside me then did the same thing but safely and refilled the vest with air to resurface.
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The actor for Sheldon was my teacher
#fennecdreams#there was so much more but this was all I could remember#he was wearing the green lantern shirt as well
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Cluedo in a White House, scream outside. They are coming for us. I’m Dick Turpin running through the bush, I don’t want to be arrested. Lake, and a little shack. Circles are better than squares, replace all squares with circles.
#fennecdreams#I’m apollo because the day after this dream I watched a video#where shapes competed and the final two were circles and squares#and then circles won
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I received the key to the house that was the fabric of reality. Messing up made a car come to life like Stephen King. Gay robots reunited.
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SFTH Concert, Discord Messages and Super Bikes
Shoot From the Hip performed massive live concerts with lights and wigs and makeup and props, but it was just another of their usual comedy shows. Luke played a character with a massive messy short blonde wig that had a similar breakdown to his ‘I’m not short’ one, except this time entirely in character. It was about this fact this character was bigoted in some way.
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After the show the cast worked at a workshop that looked like some sort of garage sale junkyard, with random furniture and machinery strewn about.
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I kept sending really weird stuff to the discord chat, like pictures of Dad dressed as Batman, pruning the trees with rose petals on the ground at night with a caption about divorce. There was a whole Dad Batman divorce arc. I also sent the phrase ‘if every time your tongue clicked it created sparks and you went to a wedding and accidentally burned it down by this, what would you do?’
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We rode on these new bikes called super bikes that were essentially a tricycle, but the front wheel was massive and textured whilst the back two were normal bike wheels. Below the handlebars was a second pair of handle bars that you would rev to make the bike move. We bought our ones second hand though, and mine had no proper handles, only the revving ones. We passed a young child also on a super bike who had an animated pixel face on a sleek black mask, their dreads styled over the top. Their mask and super bike were highlighted turquoise, and that’s when we remembered super bikes have homing beacons. Every super bike comes with 2-3 glowing orbs just smaller than tennis balls which match the colour of the bike. Mine were purple. These homing beacons could be placed anywhere and the bike(if charged) could self-drive towards them. We realised the child had dropped one of their homing beacons and tried to give it back to them.
#fennecdreams#i remember the line about the sparking tongue so vividly#it just seemed like such a natural question
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Lesser Demon Accidentally Summons Greater Demon
This little black orb bird was a demon who, by order of his master, was trying to summon some fellow lesser demons to assist in his task. He tricked golden cheese cookie into doing a ritual to summon some angel thing I guess when, flying behind her so as to alter her shadow, changed the ritual ever so slightly that it summoned a demon instead. Unfortunately she was one of the greater demons, and began attacking him for summoning her from her evil duties. She trapped him in a golden hoop when he flipped it and caught her head in it like a horse bit. This didn’t work because the top part of her head floated above her lower jaw so the hoop passed through thin air. They were chasing each other flying while this was happening.
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Dr Eggman was turned into a cube of blue jelly except for his head and feet and starred in a movie where he tortured Anna Kendrick.
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Stars and Spirits
My sister and I were in a supermarket when she took a photo of the stars above(there was no roof) and I got frustrated with her because we could only take photos in batches of 15 so I had to take 14 more pictures of the sky but every time I did more and more constellations appeared so it was getting harder and harder to fit them all in each picture.
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My sister could for some reason control electricity spirits and did me a favour, I went onto the spirit plane, something no one else could do, in order to see the spirit or something. The spirit plane was world of water reflecting the real world below with nothing but the endless night sky above. I could see the electricity spirits, it was bright blue, vaguely humanoid and buzzing in the place my sister’s phone would be based on the reflection. I thanked the spirit and turned around to see a massive stone archway leading into some kind of hall. I approached and saw something similar to mystic flour cookie on the other end of this hall, but there was no floor, instead dropping into void and water below. I traversed across the narrow bridge and reached the large glass doors. People were watching, but they could not pass the doors. I opened them and went through to see my mother and some other people sitting around a table, eating pasta. I sat and joined them as there was a bowl laid out for me. I needed to do something creative, to prove to them I could fulfil their expectations and the responsibilities of my power by stacking the penne upwards. This did not impress them enough.
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Aziraphale and Crowley Lunar New Year.
It was snowing in this valley town, out the front was a panda lady who was scared to go into the town because it had other panda people. Aziraphale and Crowley were walking into the town, arguing about something. The town was celebrating the lunar new year and there was a song playing that I knew was called happy birthday despite it sounding absolutely nothing like happy birthday and also this wasn’t a birthday. They wandered through the town until they reached this sheltered platform. They set up their musical instruments and played Venetian Blind Man(Song) by Will Wood.
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The sun has set and they have finished performing. They were packing all the equipment away when Aziraphale mentioned they had plans together this evening. Crowley immediately got defensive and started making excuses saying he left something on the stove on low heat. Aziraphale just said ‘oh’ and they silently continued packing the instruments away. Until Crowley just started chucking them haphazardly into the grand piano, Aziraphale understood exactly what he meant by this and smiled. They left the stuff there and walked away together, chatting.
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Reality tv show but it’s actually a death game but only the imposters(vampires) know.
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I went to an oasis on a desert planet with a pagoda to gamble back my wife.
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They Refused Our Right to Die.
They were trying to prevent our practices. They were killing us and refusing us the right to die with honour. They severed our roots, our light unable to become part of nature was left behind.
It blinded them.
They deserved it.
When we were to die, holes were cut in our lower stomach. The light seeped out and down, rooting our now lifeless body deep into the ground. It would grow into a bright tree.
They took this away from us.
We were not given the grace to mourn.
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