Odysseus' last words to Poseidon
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press
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this post aged like a fine wine
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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pls follow me back
how
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