this is a sideblog for @horny-ex-catholic. I've got some kinks I know aren't a lot of my followers cup of tea and I'm bad at tagging, so they're going here!
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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga
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Hey guys something fucking bad happened
KOSA/the kids online safety act has been reintroduced into legislature after it passed Senate last year and then got snubbed. It is not unlike the bill that just passed in the UK a few weeks ago. If you don't want what happened in the UK to happen here, now would be a good time to vocally oppose it.
Here is a petition that can be signed by Americans. Attached to the petition is an easy tool that allows you to call and leave messages for your representatives. I have already done so. You can also email your representatives by searching for their name, most have message submission boards as well. This thing died once, it can die again.
Please sign/share the petition and contact your representatives.
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i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.
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I talk a lot about my partner being hot and both of us getting more confident trying kinks together, but also they make me feel so comfortable and confident in myself that now we're talking about me dominating them. Ive done it a little bit, but it's usually just when I'm flirting/teasing them.
I'm still very anxious, which will probably never go away, but it's a lot easier to manage when their immediate response to me telling them I want to put them on a leash and give them commands on how to touch/fuck me is "I would pant and bark for you."
#i am. a little nervous about being in control like that#i know id enjoy it but i also get flustered really easily and i worry about ruining the mood#but also the image of them on their knees being so *eager* to do exactly what i say is. unbelievably hot#also we already talked about why im nervous and they told me either i get to have fun and be hot and in control#or I get too flustered and they get to have their fun with me instead. win win!#which honestly was super reassuring??#thats what makes them so wonderful to me#no matter what the situation if I'm nervous or uncomfortable they will find some way to either reassure me or make the situation better#I'm not scared of getting too embarrassed and freezing up! because i know there will be zero judgement#and I'll get railed and worshipped like a goddess no matter what#my post#queer nsft#nsft lesbian#lesbian nsft#mildly nsft
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Adding to this again because they've been getting more comfortable telling me things they're into/want to try, and there is nothing hotter/more adorable than them shyly telling me all the things they want to do to me
I just need to once more heartily endorse talking to your partner about things you want to try, because in the last two days, after sharing how much I like spontaneous sex and my partner using me, I've been bent over various surfaces and treated like their personal fleshlight and it's amazing
#like making me wear a leash/collar and a tail plug while they fuck me#they were so cute when they asked because they were so nervous to ask me to wear the plug#and i just went 'yeah we can do that'#but like!!! they're becoming more open with their fantasies!!!!!#and they're so open to trying out my fantasies so it genuinely *thrills* me that they're getting more comfortable asking to try theirs#i love encouraging my wife to be more of a freak lmao#its genuinely so hot everytime they ask to try something new#my post#queer nsft#nsft lesbian#lesbian nsft
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Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon (who came up with the idea at 15 and then had the project hijacked by a bunch of adults who exploited her for child labor 😭) in a Marie-Antoinette-inspired Ball Pit Queen outfit constructed by herself + me as Yugioh Robespierre, at the incredible post-cringe redemption that was Dashcon 2.
We did NOT plan this coincidence but once we realized it we did plan that little failed revolution quelled by Sir @strange-aeons at the Closing Ceremony!
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inventing a salty goo for people who love the seasoning qualities of salt but hate the grains
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Thinking about long distance free use. Thinking about feeling bored and just texting "Show me your tits" with no warning or explanation. Thinking of you blushing, excusing yourself from the room, rushing to the bathroom to take a picture for me, getting wet at the feeling of being my entertainment.
Or you waking up one morning to a text that just says "Don't wear panties today," knowing that at some point in the afternoon I'm going to be asking you for proof. And while you're at it, you might as well let me see you touch yourself too~
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im on birth control and don't want to be pregnant ever BUT the idea of someone pumping me full of cum multiple times a day like they're trying to breed me anyway... kinda hot
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Everytime I think i cant love my partner more, they do something like call me their desk slut and tell me they're going to get me a dog bed to keep under their desk so im always close whenever they need to use me while they're working
#easily one of the top ten hottest things they've said to me#also earlier i made them whimper when i told them i wanted to keep them like my pet#i love being a switch#i love going from desperately needing to ride them while i call them a good puppy#to begging them to keep me on a leash under their desk#my post#queer nsft#lesbian nsft
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Also one morning, after fucking me, I had them hand me my vibrator and then humped it against their thigh until I came while they choked me and played with my tits
Thinking about my partner fucking me from behind, and then after they came, while I was basically boneless, they casually spread my pussy open so they could watch their cum dripping out of me
#it's really hard for me to cum most of the time#but they're patient and dont mind#and now we've learned that they actually really like watching/touching me while i get myself off#~✨️trust and communication✨️~#my post#queer nsft#lesbian nsft#my reply
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“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices
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Another fun moment from this weekend: id been sucking their dick and stopped to ask them to fuck me, and then immediately got distracted by sucking their dick again
Thinking about my partner fucking me from behind, and then after they came, while I was basically boneless, they casually spread my pussy open so they could watch their cum dripping out of me
#i was literally in the process of getting off the bed so we could chamge positions#and I immediately stopped because holy fuck sucking their dick feels so good#my mouth literally starts watering whenever they ask me to suck their dick#hell *I* ask to suck their dick more than they ask me lmao#my post#queer nsft#lesbian nsft#my reply
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Also thinking about when I was riding them and got really into it, so I grabbed them by their jaw and growled at them that they were all mine
Thinking about my partner fucking me from behind, and then after they came, while I was basically boneless, they casually spread my pussy open so they could watch their cum dripping out of me
#i have gotten *A Lot* more confident in bed#and it turns out i get fucking feral when im horny enough#thankfully they're very into it and so i get to enjoy knowing i can make them whimper just by grabbing them by their jaw/throat to kiss them#my post#my reply#queer nsft#lesbian nsft
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Thinking about my partner fucking me from behind, and then after they came, while I was basically boneless, they casually spread my pussy open so they could watch their cum dripping out of me
#its become one of their favorite things#they also bent me over the couch and fucked me *hard*#we kinda wrecked the living room because we fucked up the couch rig and coffee table#but afterwards i kinda just slid of the couch and laid on my knees for a few minutes because i actually managed to cum with them#and they were very entertained by watching their cum dripping onto the floor#my post#nsft lesbian#queer nsft
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