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Somebody tell me there's a less speedruner glitch strat to get there. This website is barely usable as is
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yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge
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i remember when mdzs first came out and i didn't know shit about the genre yet, so my friend and i found it in a bookstore and she went "grandmaster of demonic cultivation???? what is 'cultivation'. google says it's practicing agriculture. how can you do that demonically." and i was like "farming evilly and deviously......"
anyways this exchange became ten times funnier when i read mdzs years later and got to the part where everyone thinks wei wuxian is establishing a horrible evil demonic sect with the wen remnants but he's actually just trying to farm so they don't starve. doing some straight up evil and demonic and devious farming.
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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth
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OG!SQH/Airplane (Shangcest)
"Well isn't he adorable?"
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HEY
so if you know someone who went to the LA protests today no you don't actually! All of those people have no identity. You've never been to a protest, you've never seen someone at one, and you certainly have never known the names or faces of any individuals associated with the protests.
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Please I’m trying to put off doing my college homework
Guys quick who should I draw
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The Cang Qiong Peak Lords thinking that perhaps Shen Qingqiu was possessed. They did all these tests, but nothing came up. So, perhaps the qi deviation really did turn him into—
A visitor to the peak says something incredibly rude during the meeting, and though Liu Qingge prepares to draw his sword, Shen Qingqiu stops him.
And then proceeds to read the visitor to absolute filth.
"Ah, so he really is just himself," they think, their ears burning from the slew of the most thorough insults to man they've ever heard.
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game
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i saw the post about Barney the purple dinosaur being Susie’s dad a few years ago and ever since then a subliminal part of my brain just says that’s canon. even now, i just imagine Susie to live with her single dad that she’s really embarrassed by because he is Barney the purple dinosaur
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