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the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue
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i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....
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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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Sheep sheltering at a bus stop on a rainy day in Ireland.
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hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck
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Hey babe what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your Yoshi embryo bong?
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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
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"be ready by 9" "i'll handle it" "i'm walking you to your car" "i'll fix it" "text me when you get home safe" "i'm already on it" "i made us a reservation" "i have something planned for us">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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