talia | 27 | she/her | chaotic dumbassi can’t go to hell, i’m all out of vacation daystwitter: @shutuptalia
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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it’s talking heads kermit friday
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I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is
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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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brock was smart as fuckk for putting the pan on his head my dumbass wouldve probably hit ash with it and then lost a true friend in the process
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane
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The reason wizards wear lots of jewelry is for self defense.
I shoot a beam at my wizard nemesis but it reflects flawlessly off of his Claire accessories clip on earrings, killing me instantly.
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