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feraljazzpunk · 21 minutes
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“am I the only one who noticed” <- person about to say something that’s been analyzed to death a million times already
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feraljazzpunk · 46 minutes
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Obligatory reference to sample size.
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feraljazzpunk · 49 minutes
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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feraljazzpunk · 57 minutes
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feraljazzpunk · 5 hours
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Batch 2 has been remastered! Thank you for everyone's support :)
Since the base emojis are free PWYW, all remasters have a minimum payment of $1, however it's a one time payment and it'll give you access to ALL future remasters! That's at least 36 emojis ♥ Thank you again!!
LINK TO TRANSPARENTS
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feraljazzpunk · 5 hours
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pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights
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feraljazzpunk · 5 hours
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the difference matters:
sex-positive: you want people in general to be able to sexually express themselves freely. this should ideally include asexuality. this is not about you as an individual.
sex-favourable: you want to have sex for whatever reason.
sex-neutral: you don’t really have an opinion about freedom of sexual expression. this is about people in general, not you specifically.
sex-indifferent: you don’t really care if you personally have sex or not, you could take it or leave it.
sex-negative: you only want people to have a limited sexual expression.
sex-averse: you don’t want to participate in sex.
positive/neutral/negative refer to your stance on how sex is treated within society.
favourable/indifferent/averse refer to how you personally feel about participating in sex.
you can be a sex-averse asexual and still be sex-positive.
there’s a common misconception that aces, especially sex-averse aces, are all “anti-sex”, but some parts of the ace community still hasn’t learned the nuance of these terms either. i still see people call sex-favourable aces sex-positive when they mean different things.
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feraljazzpunk · 7 hours
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Ah yes of course, like the all you can eat shrimp was simply too generous sounded like a fucking dumb explanation
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feraljazzpunk · 10 hours
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“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.
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feraljazzpunk · 17 hours
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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feraljazzpunk · 20 hours
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feraljazzpunk · 1 day
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i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol
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feraljazzpunk · 2 days
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feraljazzpunk · 2 days
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Therapy would be so good if it were good
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feraljazzpunk · 2 days
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆
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feraljazzpunk · 2 days
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You should be furious that people trying to escape genocide in Gaza, Sudan, Congo all need raise an absurd amount of money just to survive
You should be furious at how these people went through atrocity after atrocity and still need raise tens of thousands of dollars to get away
You should be furious at this insidious thing that completely encapsulates how capitalism feeds off of blood
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feraljazzpunk · 2 days
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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
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