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would u visit abandoned haunted houses with me or not, be honest
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tumblr let me hear my mutuals silly little accents gimme voice notes rn
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holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman
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I need an old man in a tavern to look at me and tell me he can recognise a man trying to outrun his shame anywhere
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i want to nut inside of him so bad but im a girl
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frantically googling "is it okay to reply 'yahoo! yippee!! yaaaay!!! waaaaah!!!!!' to people who message me"
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olden days doctors were kind of onto something because an orgasm and a seaside vacation might actually cure me
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apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard
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