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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you
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I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites
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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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Watch online free is such a beautiful name for a child
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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