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finally seeing Amy March get the appreciation she deserves

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The facts.

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anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like

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@ everyone saying it’s tacky or tasteless or youth culture

My phone tracks my location and shares it with three people at all times.

My phone allows me to call emergency services extremely quick and easy.

So yeah. If my phone dies? I go. Cause it’s a lot safer with it than without it. ✌️

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A-fucking-men.

As an Anakin fan this shit just pisses me off to no end. I will never get over how they just threw him away like garbage, destroyed his legacy, made his fall all for nothing since apparently any Jedi can easily bring back the dead (out of nowhere), and couldn’t even complete his redemption properly since he didn’t kill Palpatine. He also spoke to Rey when she asked but not to his grandson who he could have saved from going down a dark path and dying. And they have a Palpatine take on his name, buried his lightsaber on Tatooine, the place he hates the most in the world.

If they respected the character at all they would have at the very least buried it in front of Padme’s grave. But no, JJ only cares about that nostalgia money.

Fuck this s*it.

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i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

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“why can’t u just let people ship what they want!!”

cause some of yall are nasty and need jesus

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Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

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Can we all agree that most book to movie adaptations would improve if they were animated instead of live-action?

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Bill Hader Was Completely Shocked By His Emmy Win

Bill spent the first moments after his Emmy win decompressing in a bathroom stall and then capped off the night with a solo trip to In-N-Out.

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siri is isis spelled backwards!

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My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”