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What do you mean the Dolphin was a doctor?

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Are you ready for the return of Electro? 

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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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scythe

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You will soon know more about worms

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Having fun with The Sims 1

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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Defense attorney Maya! (Story Contest AU)

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me: oh no! 😱 I dropped my phone 📱 in the dead sea 💀🌊 which has a famously high average salt 🧂 content of 290ppt, almost nine times that of the ocean. if only someone were brave enough to retrieve it for me 🥺

my best friend wound man (helpful to a fault): I will go ☝️🤕

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Vote for me for president, I'll make it so that any country with an active US military base gets to vote in our elections. Not only would it involve people directly affected by our imperialism, but also I think it would be funny bc it would make A LOT of Americans so fucking mad.

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY