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Olive testing out the rats newest prop, which is a mini keyboard! Excited to see how this trick will progress during future sessions! (Side note, but in 6 years of searching this is the ONLY mini piano I’ve found that’s sensitive enough to detect rat paws - I was so excited to find it, I’ve wanted to train this trick forever!)

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this is one of those, "wait, I seriously haven't posted that to tumblr yet?" drawings, lol. I drew this character months ago when I was thinking I might give making adoptables a shot, but even though that project fizzled out, I still like the designs I drew for it.

This brown hyena character was inspired by the Afrikaans name for the species: "strandwolf", or "beach wolf", due to many of them being coastal scavengers. I imagine her as an eccentric seaside hermit, reclusive by choice but still friendly enough to offer a passing traveler a cup of tea or clam soup.

There is so much sand in her fur always.

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i'm loving this headline+tagline. "As the national housing crisis continues to make owning or even renting a house a fucking pipe dream for most people under the age of 45, more and more children growing up in this broken economy aren't able to afford a house with an extra room for when they have guests over. Here's why it's the Millennial's own fault for being so selfish"

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patch notes for EarthAnimals.v.12.09

Fixed male cat urethras to be less narrow (now 3.5x wider). Same correction made in male goats

Made alterations to equine cardiac sphincter- horses can now vomit

Scrapped french bulldogs and performed full overhaul of skeleton and soft tissue

Fixed panda GI tract and enabled diet options other than bamboo

Koala populations no longer dripping with chlamydia

Added 5,000 vaquitas to the Gulf of Mexico

Fixed cheetah coefficient of inbreeding. Note: organs can no longer be transplanted freely among population!

All dogs are now born with stomach tacked in place on body wall, preventing lethal twisting (gdv)

Fixed incorrect placement of legs in loons (they are now able to walk)

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes

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MEOW_IRL

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Wow, die Sendung mit der Maus porträtiert eine Transfrau und übt Kritik am TSG.

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Syd's running for public office

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My free time includes me time and that means me without you time. (x)

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I’d like to get into making Bundt cakes. Every time I see a charming Bundt cake pan with weird shapes and scallops and indententions I am overcome with a sense that I could be the sort of person who makes fanciful Bundt cakes all the time and gives them to my friends.

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Yes theyre toothless and light fury themed youre welcome

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I’m gonna check if those colourful letters really do work on this horrible website.

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anyone else just really love les mis all the time

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