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Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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the sillies <3 in an even sillier comic

as always, i wanted the rendering to be really simple cos its such a dumb comic but here we are lol i do really like the rendering tho, especially in the first page

⬇️⬇️ reference and stuff that got covered by the text/effects

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it was kris’s idea btw

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explanation for my inconsistent dessign

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Gamer vs. Introvert I played Deltarune. It's a pretty good game. Kris is my favorite.

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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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im ngl I wud fuck u for the post u made thats like "im in his pussy like a dog drinking water" its poetry it spoke directly to my heart I think abt it all the time I get in there deep. Like a dog drinking water

I didnt post that

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

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Idkkkk fun ganggg :)

ALSO LOOK AT MY LANCER PLUSH!!!

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