ferretfunction
ferretfunction
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ferretfunction · 10 days ago
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one of my absolute favorite things during sex is grabbing. i love firmly grabbing someone's hips and moving them where i want them to be. i love feeling their hands grabbing my face and holding it still so they can kiss me deeper. i love grabbing their hands while im as deep as i can get. i love their little grabs at my hair when im between their thighs. i love feeling how soft their skin and body is under my fingertips when i squeeze a little. their chest, ass, back, tummy, hips, thighs. fuck, i love it all.
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ferretfunction · 14 days ago
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thinking about a first time with someone you really care about. how sweet and gentle it’d be. learning each other as you go. the “yeah? there? does that feel good?” and “fuck! sorry I—” “oh, I’m sorry, are you—” “no, you’re fine, I’m just sensitive there.” “can i take these off?” “is it okay if i touch you here?” “can you do that a little harder?” “god, that feels really good.” “really? uh. what did i do?” “just don’t stop. please.”
and then the breathless aftermath when you just lazily curl up with each other and maybe giggle about it all in between gushing about how fun it was and how good each of you felt….just. first times <3
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ferretfunction · 3 months ago
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It’s that time again when all I can think about is my girl breeding me.
I need her to press me against the kitchen counter, and bury her strap so deep in my cunt, my stomach visibly bulges and I can feel her in my womb.
I want her to absolutely rail me, making my tits bounce as she stretches and fills my tight little pussy with her dick over and over again. Until I’m an overstimulated whining mess that can’t think about anything but how good she is making me feel. I need her to fuck me so hard to prove what a slut I am for her and only her. To remind me who my pussy belongs to.
I want her to pull on my hair so my back is arching, enabling her to get even deeper inside me as she pushes me into the most intense, mind-blowing orgasm. So powerful that I can’t do anything but scream her name.
I need to be plugged full of our cum mixed together and as it starts to drip out, she’ll push it back in with a finger, keeping it inside me for the rest of the day.
And then once she’s finished having her way with me, I’m gonna go down on her. As my girl will be desperate for release, and I can’t leave her feeling unfulfilled, especially not when her arousal is dripping down her leg after fucking me so good. And I need to clean up the mess I made. It’s only fair.
I’ll sit her on the kitchen table, drop to my knees before eating her out like she’s my last meal. I’ll suck on her puffy clit and greedily guzzle down all the juices she gives me as I fuck her with my tongue.
Until her legs are shaking around my head, her cum is dripping out of her and off my face and she’s so, so sensitive, she’s desperate to crawl away from me.
But I was always taught to finish my food so I’ll wrap my arms around her thighs to keep her legs spread, and make her take it until I’m done. And when she can physically take no more, I’ll relent, marking up her thighs as an artist always signs their work, before letting her taste herself on my tongue as we make out.
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ferretfunction · 3 months ago
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So needy these days even humping my stuffie doesn't help. I need a strong woman to fuck me until I'm just a wet and whiny mess
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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i’ve come to the conclusion that a hot femme holding me down and saying ”shh baby… let me take care of you, okay?” in a soft voice would probably do more for me than therapy ever could
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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It's so embarrassing how easy it is to get me worked up like all you have to do is rub my hips a little and I'll start dripping
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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one of my favorite things about lesbian sex is the sensual touching, slowly going over all the curves, fingertip touches that are feather light, harsh bite of nails down the back, grabbing on the waist and hips make out session or maybe I'm just touch starved idk
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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Dom who makes me cockwarm them while they test out different degrading or praising words, seeing which one makes me clench around their cock, which ones make me shiver and roll my hips
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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i need to be eaten out real sloppy for like... a solid 45 minutes. maybe an hour. the kind of sloppy where there's spit dripping down my ass and im crying and trying to get away from it but the tight grip of hands on my hips won't let me
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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my love language is multiple orgasms while you call me your good girl
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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Hands wrapped tightly around her waist, guiding her to orgasm as she grinds against my thigh. The way her hips stutter when she cums. Her head resting on my shoulder as she pants. Stroking up her sides gently and telling her what a good girl she’s been for me.
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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dry humping should be desperate and needy. it should feel like you're trying to knock me up through 4 layers of fabric.
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ferretfunction · 4 months ago
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Need to eat a girl out so bad… Fuck I wanna dig my nails into her thighs and drown myself in her cunt, I wanna suck on her clit, I wanna hear how she whines and moans as I fuck her with my tongue, and the absolutely filthy sounds her pussy makes. So wet n desperate for me fuckk. Just thinking of the way her thighs would squeeze around my head when she cums… Heaven is in between a beautiful femmes legs ok??
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ferretfunction · 5 months ago
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need to sit in his lap while he yaps about his nerdy little interests and his hands wonder all over my body
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ferretfunction · 5 months ago
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Sweetie-pie femme w the strap...She'll fuck you soo slow and soo tenderly bc she knows deepest isn't always where it feels best. Soft laughter n even softer sighs as she rests down on you forehead to forehead. Synchronizing breath through languid kisses as she strokes your cheek with each unhurried thrust. And when you're close she'll hold you soo tightly n move with a little more purpose. Or, stay still just so you can feel her inside while you finish yourself. Afterwards you can open a window, listen to the breeze n fall asleep in a tangle of murmured 'love you...'s' (((yes,, maybe,, it might be me,, the sweetie-pie femme w the pastel purple strap,,))
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ferretfunction · 5 months ago
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NEED someone to talk me through an orgasm all nice and soft. Need them to tell me how good I am for them. Calling me a good boy, every time my cute little whimpers escalate into full on moans as I get closer to finally cumming
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ferretfunction · 5 months ago
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The intimacy of getting to know someone’s kinks and slowly but surely slipping them into conversation~
Slipping them that extra little “good job” after basic tasks and watching their cheeks get hot and their eyes dart around the room.
Asking them to grab a drink and watching the jolt in their step when they register the word “fetch” a second too late.
The back and forth debates and silly arguments ending in cutting them off with a simple “you’re so cute when you get excited”
The tease behind all those knowing glances and trace of the hand touches becoming just too overwhelming until my poor pup is stuttering through conversation and grinding its thighs together begging to be touched😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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