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a possible solution to the setting of horror films pre 2008 to permit the inclusion of payphones is to instead set the film in 2025 in Australia :) we’ve still got working payphones everywhere and they’re free to use, they’re even being upgraded and look nice

fahckin chroist someone's callin moi ringah!

*picks up the phone* hillæo?

*heavy breathing is heard from the other line*

*cut to a payphone by the road where a roo in a trenchcoat hangs up the phone and hops away*

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like wouldnt it be fucked up if you couldnt help your best friend bc you were taking the bus to residential 8. happened to my hamster . ok no when i feel less mean i imagine he took an uber instead

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its like how you can only defeat the howling blade by knowing how hes going to move 2 steps ahead and anticipate every attack. hector would know best despite not having faced him hahaha

like wouldnt it be fucked up if you couldnt help your best friend bc you were taking the bus to residential 8. happened to my hamster . ok no when i feel less mean i imagine he took an uber instead

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(just remembered) actually that wasnt a side trip, he went to hectors place to steal his bike. but obviously hector knew hed do that and made sure it wasnt there to take :p have fun on the bus idiot

like wouldnt it be fucked up if you couldnt help your best friend bc you were taking the bus to residential 8. happened to my hamster . ok no when i feel less mean i imagine he took an uber instead

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hey losing his drivers license for the crime of being suicidal needs to have a consequence okay, why do you think i came up w that headcanon

like wouldnt it be fucked up if you couldnt help your best friend bc you were taking the bus to residential 8. happened to my hamster . ok no when i feel less mean i imagine he took an uber instead

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like wouldnt it be fucked up if you couldnt help your best friend bc you were taking the bus to residential 8. happened to my hamster . ok no when i feel less mean i imagine he took an uber instead

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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

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Kristy Hawkes - Clarity, 2025 - Oil on canvas

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they call me epic due to my epicness

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wizard evolution

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Before you came, we had never known the beauty of the night sky. Or the joy of your company. Though it saddens us deeply to bid you farewell, it has ever been our way to send off friends with a smile. Wherever your road should lead, we shall pray for you safety.

Lyna was exhausted. The last few days of putting the pieces back together after the battle have been far more work than she expected, the bulk of the Exarch’s responsibility falling to her.

What are they going do without him? Surely she was not the right one to lead this city.

Questions and more weighed on her heart, but nothing so much as the farewells she had to say earlier that day. How she managed to get through her prepared speech without completely breaking down she did not know, not that she completely held back her tears either. It was all so much and yet not enough, and it left her feeling empty and worn.

She finally stumbled her way back to her room after taking care of whatever pressing matters needed immediate attention, and began methodically removing her uniform without much thought. Luckily her hands knew what to do, since her mind was burdened with other matters. Until, that is, she noticed something out of the corner of her eye. There was a letter sitting on her pillow, accompanied by a white lily laying atop it.

Osk.

Lyna collapsed on the bed—far heavier than her dancer training would ever allow under different circumstances—and reached for the letter with shaky hands.

She read it, once, twice, tears streaming down her face. And yet, for all her sadness she felt her chest fill with warmth. How did Osk manage to help ease her burdens even now?

She prayed once again that their plan worked and that Osk was safe and sound, home at last and surrounded by her family. The thought made her smile, and somehow everything felt just a little lighter.

My Dear Lyna, As I write you are sleeping nearby—so beautiful in your peaceful rest—and I know I should be taking this last chance to lie there with you, to press my face into your hair and breathe you in. But I find myself overcome with nerves about what comes with the morning and what we are going to attempt—what it means if it doesn’t work, and what it means if it does. So instead of worrying about what is beyond my control, I want to take this chance to tell you how grateful I am. As confusing and stressful and terrifying so much of my time here has been, I have also seen such wonders beyond imagining, shared joy and relief with so many people I have had the privilege to know, and had the absolute pleasure of your company, your friendship, and your love. Never would I have imagined such an amazing adventure would be mine. And I know that whatever may happen tomorrow, it was worth it. It was all worth it to ensure the future of this beautiful world and all her people. Worth it to know that you will have many more peaceful nights, much like this one. Worth it to have spent time seeing the incredible person you are, to have watched you in action, and to have glimpsed the beauty of your heart. I do hope you know just how amazing you are. You are the calm in the storm, the level head this whole city looks to for leadership, the strategic commander who will find the answer to any problem. You have such a big heart—you care for and love your people so fiercely that it makes them know they can trust you and they love you right back. And you do all of this while being the most beautiful person I have ever laid eyes on, in this world or the other. Truly I have been the luckiest woman alive to have known you as I have. I hope that you will find peace in the coming days. I hope that this city and beyond will be able to rebuild and finally live lives without constant fear hanging over your heads. I hope that you will take the time to appreciate the beauty around you and the joy of living. I hope you will lean on others and not take the whole burden upon yourself. And I hope that you will find someone that you can lean on that will bring you joy and fill your heart. Thank you for showing me how to love again. With all my heart, Osk

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side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

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here's the only other photo i took in iceland

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yayyy two retsarras fanart yippee

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so close to the end of vlr waahh im emo. sigmaphi the duo ever i love these ridiculous guys so much

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really the name “9 hours 9 persons 9 doors” is exceptionally misleading. none of those things are true