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Do you actually care about ace representation, or do you just want to infantilize that autistic character while expressing it in a sexual/romantic way and to get them out of the way of your abled/neurotypical fave at the same time? A Tumblr Essay
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&&pretentious emo trash;
Fang wasn’t an idiot but sometimes he just couldn’t help being the sarcastic little ball of feathers that he was.
“I mean for starters I don’t know who that is but they sound like some boy band member Nudge likes.” Well that was probably going to get him locked outside for a few hours or get his butt kicked during a sparring practice. “But uh otherwise there’s nothing wrong with your music collection except that none of my music is in it.”
❝Uh, okay, disbelief at the fact
that you don’t remember who
my favorite singer is aside--❞
I put my hands on my hips, annoyed.
Fang was definitely starting to give me
some pod people vibes. If that smug,
pretentious narcissism of his wasn’t
dripping from every word? I probably
would’ve thought the School’s goons
pulled a Max II on us again. And you
know how the phrase goes. Fool me
once, shame on you, fool me twice?--
Get kicked repeatedly
where the sun don’t shine.
( What do you mean that’s not
how the phrase goes? Shut up.
That’s totally how it goes. )
❝Pop boy band isn’t Liam’s style.
But what, exactly, is wrong with boy
bands? Can you think of a single
legitimate criticism other than the
fact that they’re marketed towards
young girls?
Guys sure love to bash anything
meant for young girls, purely
because teenage girls are written
off as vapid and stupid, so anything
they like must also be vapid and
stupid. If you can give me an answer
that doesn’t make you sound like a
complete sexist pig? I’ll try your weepy
emo music. For posterity.❞
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&&the other one;
“I understand completely and I used to be like that before moving to Seattle a few years ago. You can say Seattle is my home after eleven years on the run.”
❝That’s amazing! I’m really
happy for you, Max. Hopefully,
me and mine will get to settle
down somewhere soon, too.❞
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iissem
Something you may not know
about severe head trauma:
The line between conscious
and unconscious is a bit fuzzy.
Awful, but truthful pun ENTIRELY intended.
“Hnggh...geez...the way they
try to crack my head open, it’s
like they think coconut milk’s
gonna come out of there...”
Good going, Max.
Now’s not the time
to talk to yourself.
Find Iggy. Got to
find Iggy. Focus.
Reaching up to grip at my
throbbing head, I shuffled
pathetically into the closest
to a sitting position I could
manage in a Medium sized
dog crate.
( Funny how we’re the inhuman ones. )
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My muse has been kidnapped for experimental 'research.' After months of searching, yours has finally found mine. How does your muse react to the condition mine is in?
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i admire the betta fish because i also am beautiful and want to fight everyone
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|| Hey it’s munday so here’s me cosplaying the other Max I RP--Max Caulfield from Life is Strange! ||
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&&Daddy Dearest;
“I can admit that what I did may have looked like attempted murder to you but answer me this Max. Are you stronger because of it? Has your Flock become an efficient team and fighting force over the past few years?” Jeb was, in his own twisted way, partly right about acting for what he assumed to be their best interest. Although he supposed sending teams of trained murderers after his daughter wasn’t the best way of doing it. “You don’t build up muscles or improve skills by living a comfortable life free of work Max. Maybe I should have backed off a little bit with a few of those attacks but you wouldn’t be the strong, independent, young woman I know today. I’m very proud of you Max.”
❝How DARE you? How dare you try to
take credit for my strength? For o u r
strength? We survived everything on
our own. We took what little you gave us
before leaving us for dead, and expanded
on it. We tried, and made errors, and
learned, and we fought tooth and nail to
keep ourselves alive while you were sitting
pretty at a lab bench, cleaning blood out
from under your disgusting, guilty fingernails.
You want to take credit for what your
kid has become? Then take credit for
Ari--because all of his pain, and
suffering was your fault! Until the day
he died; EVERYTHING he did was for
you, and what did you repay him with?
----N o t h i n g!❞
( Damn, I’m a badass. )
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things to leave:
me alone
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Reblog if you RP a character from the Maximum Ride series.
Genderbents and OCs welcome.
Find your fandom here.
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&&pretentious emo trash;
“Mm.” Rolling his eyes, the dark clothed boy couldn’t resist the urge to pay Max on her head, trying to remind her of their height difference in an attempt to get back at her. “You and Iggy needed some more musical culture anyways.”
Oh no. He did not just pat my head.
He’d pay for that. Dearly. Can I ask
you guys something? You know, as
readers? Am I too violent? Because
my first thought when his large hand
condescendingly patted the top of my
messy hair was ‘you won’t be taller
than me anymore if I lob you off at the
knees.’, and I’m just wondering if that
was a little e x c e s s i v e...
❝Hey, what’ wrong with Liam Rooney?!❞
He’d better hope for his own sake that
he answers that carefully, I thought,
because he was on thin ice already.
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loyalfatherinwhite:
“You’re still holding that over me? Max honey you’ve got to let certain grudges go. It wouldn’t have been safe for you if I had stayed at the E house with you, you know that.” Of course the pack of erasers that had been sent to the Flock’s old home probably didn’t help his point but that wasn’t something he was going to admit. “You and I both know I’m only trying to act in your best interests, even if you don’t want to admit that to yourself.”
❝I’m sorry, but do you actually
hear yourself when you talk or
do you just take an uneducated
guesstimate and roll with it?
----You tried to kill us. Multiple times.
How is that what’s best for us? Unless
you think we have potential for a bright
future in the worm food industry.❞
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thelivingshadow:
“Jeez alright I’ll turn it down. Besides maybe the dead would be grateful for me waking them up Max.” Pouting a little bit, Fang stormed into his room to turn down the music before coming back out, looking a bit annoyed and a little bit upset that maybe Max and Iggy were right. “You happy now?”
❝Pleased as punch. Thank you.❞
I reached up to pat his cheek in
approval, which may or may not
be adding insult to injury. But how
could I help it? Fang was being a
petulant child. It was well within
my right to poke fun at him for it.
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"Hello Max. Still keeping your family safe?" ( theloyalfatherinwhite )
❝Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. No thanks to you.❞
Not that I’d ever let it show, but it shook me to my core every time I saw Jeb. He taught me everything. He taught us our hand signals, he taught us to fly. He taught me to protect them, then tried to rip them from my h a n d s.
Over my dead body.
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"Hey Max is my music really as loud as Iggy keeps complaining about?"
❝I don’t know, Fang. Look me in the eyes and tell me if you think your music is loud enough to wake the dead. Take a guess.❞
My expression fell somewhere between my intense pain face and my I’m going to kill you face, two expressions that he knew all too well. Fang’s a smart birdkid.
He’d figure it out.
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