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I uh move blogs a lot it turns out

if you wrote a starter for me it prob won’t be dropped, otherwise assume things dropped and lmk if you want to continue it

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my muse is going to walk into a certain death. send a symbol for their final message to your muse.

📲   for a TEXT. 📞  for a VOICEMAIL. 💌  for a LETTER. 📹  for a PRE-RECORDED VIDEO.

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        I’m thinking about my girl and how much I love her again.

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"Nice try Nigel, but I have a LIST of all the missions you and your Sectuh have failed, and that includes," she's gonna clear her throat, "Destroying multiple SCAMPERs and decommissioning equipment, letting Numbuh 206 escape decommissioning, wasting your time protecting a DANDELION instead of catching Numbuh 206, taking your sweet time saving a MUSEUM as Moonbase was getting ATTACKED, RECOMISSIONING GRANDFATHER, ..." she's not gonna be stopping anytime soon" ~ fervid-ly

roast nigel !

                                                      ❝      counter  points  :    those  S . C . A . M . P . E . R s  i  destroyed  were  controlled  by  the  decommissioning  team  which  was  chasing  after  me  when  i  was  framed  by  numbuh  274  .    the  decommissioning  station  was  destroyed  because  you  restricted  by  supplies  and  i  had  to  rescue  my  friends  from  being  falsely  decommissioned  .      ❞    he  frowns  ,    eyes  rolling  at  her  accusations  .

                                                     ❝      numbuh  206  escaped  because  my  TEAM  wanted  to  go  to  the  beach  and  was  ignoring  my  orders  ,    and  the  only  reason  i  didn’t  help  catch  him  because  YOU  forced  numbuh  2  ,    numbuh  4  ,    and  me  to  watch  that  dandelion  because  you  didn’t  think  we  were  capable  of  helping  .      ❞    he  takes  in  a  deep  breath  .

                                                     ❝      i  went  to  save  the  museum  because  YOU  made  me  believe  that  what  you  had  to  say  was  unimportant  by  making  me  deliver  ice - cream  to  numbuh  101  .    besides  ,    the  moonbase  ended  up  being  a  diversion  in  the  long  run  .    and  i  did  end  up  saving  the  moonbase  in  the  long  run  .    — — —    and  i’ll  admit  i  was  at  fault  for  recommissioning  grandfather  ,     HOWEVER  i  was  also  the  one  responsible  for  DECOMMISSIONING  him  and  saving  the  world  from  a  senior citi - zombie  apocalypse  !      ❞

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Starter ✗ @nmbh1

        ❝ Took you long enough to show up, Nigel. ❞ Ignoring the fact they were both early; Fanny reached for her weapon and readied herself. 

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Starter ✗ @theirsun-m

        ❝ S’not worry, you know I hate that boy’s guts, ❞ pauses to take a sip of her soda, ❝ I haven’t heard from Numbuh One in weeks and he’s ALWAYS pestering Numbuh 362 about the latest mission. ❞

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am I ever gonna get a promo up? Who knows

starter call! 

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                                     you are expendable                                                                                 because you’re a SOLDIER

                                                 and soldiers sacrifice themselves                                                           so others won’t have to

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“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

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" hey! hey numbuh 86, important message for you-- " he's gonna pause and then.... blow a really loud raspberry.

               ❝I’LL BE SPEAKING TO NUMBUH 362 TO                  PERSONALLY DECOMMISSION YOU,                                                           FIVE YEARS AGO!!!❞ 

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failedwish‌

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❛❛ well it’s not my fault he had to say that boys were better than girls. he should     have known better than to say that when a girl who is oh-so willing to punch     someone was standing right next to him. ❜❜

             ❝Oh, so that’s what happened! All’s fine then, yer pardoned.                 By the way, who’s the stupid boy that said that? I’ll make sure                he learns that girls beat boys at everything.❞

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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theirsun‌

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❛❛ i’m fine fanny, it wasn’t to much paperwork. i’m just happy the kids     got the night off to go trick or treating,, and that nigel didn’t cause     any chaos like last year.  ❜❜

   ❝ If yer sure, sir. There’s still a pile of candies in the cafeteria, you best       grab some before they’re gone. And that boy had BETTER not used       halloween for another one of his ‘plans’, he’s ruined enough already. ❞

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its funny when people underestimate my ability to find shit out

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my theme’s gonna be a mess for a while 

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tag dump pt 3