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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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1997: relative by rebecca storm, 2024, acrylic on canvas, 9 x 12 inches
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and you won't self-love your way out of the human need for community btw
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being in academia is kind of like where you're on everest and you see the frozen bodies of the other people who've tried it strewn about everywhere and you think "okay, but that's them and i'm me"
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So, you might or might not have other people in the car but no taking turns and swapping drivers. Just you driving for the whole day
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wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there ooooooOOOooooh down the stairs i was there i was there (i was there) sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it ・゜゜・..・ all ゜゜・ ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ too ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ well ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass
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i need to learn every fact ever so i can alphabetize them
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts
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echo park be reading your soul sometimes
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