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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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Edvard Munch, Kiss by the Window, 1892 and The Kiss, 1897

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Actually kinda offended that this photo of Fleetwood Mac isn't as popular in the redraw community as the Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night photo

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‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves A stately pleasure-dome decreed. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

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so many beautiful women want me but im commited to this damn garden play

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i had a dream the homeric question got super big on tumblr and everyone were making carrds and intro posts about where they stood in absurd detail with references and abbreviations and DNIs. it was getting really heated and divisive full fandom war style

stuff like

.　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆ Homeric neo-unitarian of the Schlessinger school 💪 does NOT agree with Donnehan's third principle (Donnehan stans gtfo)

💎 Crystallization theory fans I'm kissing you on the lips

DO NOT TALK TO ME if you're a trad analyst!!! Analysts are blocked on sight 💀💀💀

NOTE: Neo-analysts who've read and UNDERSTOOD THE SUBTLETIES OF Austerlitz' paper Der dritte Barde: Hätte Homer Vapes mit Kaugummigeschmack genossen? can interact, but you're on thin fucking ice .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

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internet database with the goal of logging every art medium that exists so you can rate sculptures alongside movies and porn and posts and perfume and restaurants and speeches and gardens and so on. generating the worst comments sections conceivably possible

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Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

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who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

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oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.