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In a past life I was an ancient priestess who drank bad juice and died of a disease

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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Alice Notley

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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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EMMA (2020)

dir. autumn de wilde

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PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

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Lyanna Stark wip that I probably won’t finish….

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Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment

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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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Keeping me under lock and key are we? Ohohoho you fucking buffoon! You should have been just keeping me under lock! I can escape at my own sweet leisure!

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Hot summer nights … mid July…

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you know, the king is affected by monarchy too, imagine having to grow up being told you're God's special little boy and how much that would destroy your heart and mind. we should spend all our time talking about this and not the latest crushed peasant revolt

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Im a Stupid white piece of shit who reads Im public and lights my cigs with matches And I don’t drive and im Only 5”8 and my dick is small

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world