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I’m not denying it’s good but I’ve eaten it so many times in my life it’s just almost a routine to me.
fflowxela:
I’ve eaten New York Style Pizza since before I had teeth. It loses part of its charm at it’s thousand pizza. Napa Valley Film festival.
What a great life to have. Dude, no. Every time you eat it it’s like the first time, like some pizza fairy tale ish. Dope, that’s a good reason for going through the mess of a last minute flight.
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Well isn't that convenient for me? Tell the queen I said hello.
fflowxela:
I bitched so much about it the queen of england should know by now
Should I check with the queen? I am in London anyways!
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A little.
The only way I would cry now is if you paid me.
Okay just Natt, not you. Better?
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The only way I would cry now is if you payed me.
Do you like seeing grown men cry?
Just you and your brother. I am sorry, Alex.
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Tell me about it. To add up I never got my peanuts. Yeah I am. Hung out with a few young actors like myself at the Nap Valley Film Festival.
fflowxela:
Finally, someone who knows how this shit goes down. I fell uncocious when I at down on the sit
I don’t blame you! Traveling is beyond exhausting even when everything goes according to plan, if you’re stressed while traveling it’s even more tiring. Hope you’re doing better now, though!
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I’ve eaten New York Style Pizza since before I had teeth. It loses part of its charm at it’s thousand pizza. Napa Valley Film festival.
fflowxela:
That’s the most helpful shit I’ve heard all day. It would work to excellence but I was living the city that never sleeps and I didn’t book the flight.
Talking from a lot of experience, I spend way too much time in airports and planes. Sounds like you had a great excuse to give up on leaving and go get a pizza instead. Where were you heading to last minute?
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I bitched so much about it the queen of england should know by now
fflowxela:
It would have counted but they never gave me my salted peanuts
How rude!! Did you complain to the airport?
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Dude, need some help?! That sounds fucking awesome.
fflowxela:
Green Day concert I fucking wish.
I am their amazing roadie/tag along/fanboy in South America right now. We’re heading to Buenos Aires next!
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Do you like seeing grown men cry?
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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The second one. To add up I didn’t get my peanuts.
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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Finally, someone who knows how this shit goes down. I fell uncocious when I at down on the sit
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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That’s the most helpful shit I’ve heard all day.It would work to execellence but I was living the city that never sleeps and I didn’t book the flight.
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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It would have counted but they never gave me my salted peanuts
fflowxela:
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
I’m not the most relatable anyways. Though glad you made it on your flight safe and sound. That’s what counts, right?
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Why does everyone figuire I was late when I wasn’t. Quite a sahme it was a lost
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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I knew where was I going but the airport said to me: “ha bitch you thought.”
fflowxela:
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
Why were you running around the airport? I can’t say I’ve ever done that. Alright, maybe once I was running late for a flight but I knew exactly where I was going so it was fine.
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Green Day concert I fucking wish.
If you’re not running through the airport dripping sweat almost crying and begging for an agent to help you I just can’t relate to you. I just ran a disgusting amount. I made it into the plane in one piece but if one more agent said “sir I can’t help you” I’d start bawling.
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