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weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a .zip file

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holy shit no way theres ffmpeg too

big fan of mpdecimate btw

thank you, penis-sample-pack. what is your profile picture. is that a walrus?

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hey how tall are you

2 inches tall

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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booping is back. WE'RE SO BACK.

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sheesh I forgot how annoying Perl was, a welcome reminder that language design really has improved at least a little this past few decades

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I'm gonna FFmpeg you until you crying for some extra bitrate

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just found out tumblr has hjkl vim bindings if anyone even cares

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everybody is like "robot girls are great! I'd love to have a robot girl for a girlfriend!"

my sibling in christ, she'll barge into your room ten times a day to tug at your arm, bring you to her laptop and look up at you, sniffling, with expectant puppy eyes (on her laptop is yet another failed captcha)

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everybody is like "robot girls are great! I'd love to have a robot girl for a girlfriend!"

my sibling in christ, she'll barge into your room ten times a day to tug at your arm, bring you to her laptop and look up at you, sniffling, with expectant puppy eyes (on her laptop is yet another failed captcha)

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plz someone take my consciousness and upload it to a robot body plz plz plz plz plz i would dust my fans daily. install linux on myself. plz. having a body feels like running macOS they're closing off my files from me how am i supposed to rice this shit.

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If you can remember ffmpeg, nmap and openssl syntax from core memory, then you've already mastered the art of the CLI! 💻

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I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!

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force fem male pregnancy official?!

actually thats PROFESSOR force-fem male-pregnancy official to you, buster.