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me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me
also me:

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always remember, being single is an upgrade from being w someone who doesn’t treat u right
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i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
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“how cool are you?” “I don’t like to brag but-”

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no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
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One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.
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some stoner: hey do you wanna smoke some weed out of this dorito?
me, an intellectual: yes
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