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being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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i need the random impulses to get random certificates from the college to stop

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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zendaya is meechee

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ok well if i was a wolf i would

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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Birdhouse In Your Soul

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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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it is rainy and cold for the next uh week

it’s soup time

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i heard he died of wanting snacks

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thinking about creatures.

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We should make a list of all the things White people have falsely attributed to Native American mysticism but its actually bullshit

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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry