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rare moment of me using twitter and im genuinely enraptured by this video + the caption
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#from a theoretical leftist understanding i know this is correct#but it also just puts into perspective how fucked in to a hole the ph is that privitization is somehow better#cause of how corrupt politicians are they can just run govt agencies as shittily as they want and pocket any funds/income
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
#mm a buff guy in a tight button down all sweaty and disheveled#maybe even a bit bloody 🥴#<- huh? who said that?
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right now a 14 year old mackarel is watching videos of dabstep with trippy fishualizers on their family clamputer
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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filipino doesn't have a word for 'highlight' or 'accentuate' but we sure do have a word for the act of shaking a jar filled with a loose powder or grain so that it settles and you can fit more in
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