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i want

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you

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just playing some pokémon blue

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this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

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i just met someone in pocket camp who uh

you first walk in and it’s pretty empty. but okay

then you walk over to the second area and??

they put their poor campers in prison what the fuck!!!

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You know, a lot of the Space Orcs posts have humans as the not-as-technologically-advanced species in the galaxy who came into whatever intergalactic government exists, but in reality humans would probably be one of the first species to achieve interstellar travel due to the fact that we have absolutely no sense of safety.

Humans say they want to go to the moon? Yeah right, they don’t even have nuclear power under control. But instead they just stick themselves in an explosive powered tube that has a computer less powerful than today’s average calculator and LAUNCH THEMSELVES INTO SPACE

The humans wanted to build a giant particle collider? Sounds good, but wait! There’s a chance that it could create a black hole, LETS DO IT ANYWAYS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

And how about the hydrogen bomb? Scientists thought it could LIGHT THE ATMOSPHERE ON FIRE. Did they stop? NO, THEY TESTED IT ANYWAYS

Imagine aliens going through our scientific records and realizing how little we care what negative results happen, they do stuff just to satisfy their curiosity. They threaten their very existence in the universe to answer a simple question, a question that brings fear to any non-human ears that hear it, and that question is ���But why?”

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if you could be any kitchen utensil what would you be

S: A KNIFE.

R: A spoon. Spoons, more often than not, are dipped in delightful things. Examples: ice cream, soup, yogurt, etc. What a charmed life that would be.

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Hey guys, are you looking to truly test the limits of our fragile boundaries of reality or do you actually pass from universe to universe freely as you watch death encompass our feeble society

R: I’m all for challenging the boundaries of reality. I try to push Shane to see beyond what is already established, but ol’ stubborn Shane likes to stay in his box. As I so eloquently said before, “there’s science we don’t know about yet.”

S: I mostly pass from dusty old house to dusty old house as I watch sweat encompass the forehead of my feeble friend.

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Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

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after stress eating for standardized tests more like a LoW fReqUencY yoDeLeR

You: bird

Me, an intellectual: a smol, masochistic, yodeling loon

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When you gotta drink 8 tablespoons of soy sauce and ketchup because your past self is a bitch with a highly active prefrontal and rostral anterior cingulate cortex

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When somebody calls Effigia an evolutionary fluke:

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The real test will come when the carp reach the end of their natural lifespan

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I want daddy to choke me like hydrilla chokes US waterways

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College Board: now now children, remember that you can’t share the questions on the PSAT with anyone—

Students: M E M E S

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I put more thought and effort into making this meme than I did on the actual PSAT

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PSAT English Grader: Wow, everyone did exceptional for the answers. I wonder what techniques they used to get such high scores?

Student: I have to pay attention to every minuscule detail so I don’t miss out on the memes when I can finally get my phone back, any one of these paragraphs is high quality meme material.