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i need to find someone who loves eating pussy because i have the violent urge to facefuck a wet mouth. hey. hey you. let me waterboard you with my cunt

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i need to find someone who loves eating pussy because i have the violent urge to facefuck a wet mouth. hey. hey you. let me waterboard you with my cunt

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i need to find someone who loves eating pussy because i have the violent urge to facefuck a wet mouth. hey. hey you. let me waterboard you with my cunt

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dreaming about having a pretty bunny on top of me, fucking them open real slow, hearing them whine and pant. i ask "is it too big bunny?" and they whimper and nod against my chest. "don't worry, we'll make it fit," i growl, reaching my arm down to rub their asshole slowly, fucking up into them gently as i get deeper and deeper inside them

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USE!!! TOYS!!!!! ON!!!!! BOYS!!!!

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Being forced to beg for an edge is one of the most degrading things to do to someone.

Begging for the privilege of being denied.

That’s fucked up, y’all.

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oookay so who's gonna take one for the team and have a sloppy makeout session with me where we're both high as fuck just grinding on each other for hours until we're both stupid and needy ahaha

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On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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i really need a pet to edge and deny all day. its just so much fun watching someone struggle against my hand, begging me to let them cum, and then pulling away at the last second <3 i love all the cute noises they make when i get them stupid like this, all the desperate whiny moans coming out of them when theyre close :3 they know im not stopping until theyre so tired and sensitive that they almost pass out from my touch ^_^

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i would like to thank the uc berkeley professor who created the technology to put heart rate monitors in watches who also happens to be a furry

bc of you i was able to get my pots diagnosis and better understand what’s wrong w me 🙏🙏

furries contribution to this world is unmatched yall

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you cant talk about not being a furry without some chucklefuck saying like “hehe not yet” or acting like you’re some kinda closet furry. girl i’m not ashamed of it. i’ve tried. and some furries are hot it’s just not my lifestyle. and i think that it is a lifestyle. just thinking renamon is hot doesn’t make you a furry that’s like insulting to real furries who caste their hearts in the iron forge of furryism. it’s a prestigious thing to be a furry

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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being told “that’s my boy” once you stop fighting back and let them take advantage of you… lightheaded