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I’m so thankful that I discovered your blog. Your writing is wonderful so I come baring a request.

What about Grover sending fluffy letters to his S/O while he’s in prison. I feel like that’s a good concept. Love you!

Ok so! IM JUST GONNA WRITE THE LETTER CAUSE THAT SEEMS SO FUCKING CUTE

I might 👀 might! Make this a series

GROVER X GEN:NEUTRAL READER: Letters to my love

Dearest Y/N

It has been three weeks since my trial ended, four weeks since I held you in my arms and two days since I received your first letter back and a small donation so we can keep in contact.

I have missed you dearest, the way your soft hands would hold mine with such love it made my heart beat faster every second we were together. Your warm eyes so full of emotion, just thinking about them makes me feel like I’m home and not in a prison cell.

Cousin Calvin and Felix have made sure that I’m in a private cell, I assume this is thanks to you- they always did have a soft spot for you.

I await your next letter with love and I hope that you will over time forgive me

Forever yours, always longing

Grover Fischoeder

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I’ve got a new idea because was watching more Bob’s Burgers!

Fischoeders x GN!Reader

Fischoeders walking in on their S/O wearing their clothes and pretending to be them in the mirror. I think it would be cute.

I love love love this idea

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THE FISCHOEDERS SEEING S/O IN THEIR CLOTHES (Calvin in separate post)

Grover

. It had been a long day for him

. His idiotic cousins had been stirring up trouble for him to get them out of

. So when he steps into your shared room

. And saw you

.in his pink suit

.pretending to be a lawyer

.he almost combusted from a cuteness overload

“HERESAY” you shouted, pointing at a random item in the room, the sleeves of Grovers suit sliding past your wrists, “your honour is like to point out that this item is a murderer, a murderer of what you ask? MY BIG TOE!”

Grover had been able to keep his laughter in until that point- but the way you sounded so indignant broke his resolve and he almost collapsed with laughter

You jumped and turned around to see him with his hands on his knees- laughing with absolute abandon at the performance you had unknowingly put on for him, you smiled at the sight of him having fun and decided to keep going “ SILENCE IN THE COURT., if not you’ll have to kiss me”

Grover straightened up and walked over to where you were standing with a pout, leaned down and kissed you, wrapping his arms around your waist as he did, both of you smiling into the kiss

When you pulled away for air he looked at you in the eyes

“I’m going to marry you one day”

FELIX

. You were so bored!

. Felix had left the house to pick up a present for you, leaving you alone in the mansion like treehouse

. You looked around the room spotting his wardrobe with all his tux’s in it- including his iconic purple suit

. You couldn’t resist

You had the suit on. You had the iconic purple suit on! You lifted the sleeves up to your face and took a small sniff, it smelled of Felix- his lovely lavender and peppermint tea smell with a hint of strawberry shortcake.

You walked- no you STRUTTED over to the mirror to check how you looked, the sleeves were a bit too big and the pants folded under your feet, you looked quite weird but at the same time- wearing his jacket kinda made you feel like you were wrapped in his arms in a big hug, you smiled to yourself and laid back on the bed (after kicking off the trousers) and got under the covers.

And that’s how Felix found you, he had taken a bit longer than expected because he fussed over the wrapping paper of your gift but when he saw you- curled up under the covers with his jacket on? He swore he almost melted right then and there.

He took his own jacket off (he hadn’t worn a suit but the iconic purple dress pants were still present) and kicked off his shoes. He lifted the blanket and spooned you

Imagining the rest of his life with you

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I’m gonna do Calvin in a one shit because I have the cutest idea for his scenario and I think I’ve kept you waiting a bit too long for this 🫣 super sorry about that!

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Hellooooooo everyone! Sorry for the wait on requests- I’ve been helping my grandma move to her new house so I haven’t had too much free time

Sorry for the delay!

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Felix Fischoeder x fem! Reader

Warnings: implication to sex

“Good morning baby.” Felix said, snaking his hands around your waist and kissing your neck.

“Mm good morning.” You replied, looking back at him to get a real kiss. “Smells good whatcha makin?” He asked, looking over your shoulder at the stove.“Eggs and bacon.” You said.

“Yum.” He said, kissing my temple. “Can I have some?” He asked, batting his eyelashes. You chuckled and turned around to look at him. “These are for you silly.” You said, kissing him again. He smiled into the kiss.

“Really?” He asked. You nodded. “Why?” he asked. You shrugged. “No reason. I just saw how cute you were sleeping this morning and thought about how lucky I was and I wanted to do something nice for you.” You said. He smiled wide.

“Thank you baby” he said, squeezing your waist

“You’re welcome.” You smiled, turning back to the eggs. He kept his arms loosely around your waist, resting on your hips, and laid his head down on my shoulder while you cooked his eggs.

“You know I’m the lucky one though.” He whispered. You reached your free hand back to run your fingers through his hair, scratching his scalp lightly. He hummed against your neck and his eyes closed.

“How about we’re both lucky to have each other?” You suggested. You felt him smile against your neck.

“Alright I can live with that.”

After you both ate breakfast you were walking to your shared bedroom when Felix grabbed you from behind and threw you onto the couch with him. “What was that?” You laughed. He shrugged and held you tighter to him.

“I wanted to cuddle on the couch.” He said, sticking his bottom lip out. You smiled and turned to kissed his nose. He laid down on the couch, wrapping his arms around you to pull you down with him. You laid your head on his chest and quickly fell asleep.

Later when you woke up Felix still had his arms wrapped around you, scrolling through his phone on one hand and playing with your hair with the other. You smiled and kissed his jaw. He smiled, realizing you were awake, and put down his phone.

“Hi.” He said, looking down at you with pure love.“Hi.” You said quietly, leaning your head on his chest and closing your eyes again. “How long have you been up?” You asked him while he continued playing with your hair just like you did with his earlier. “Not long.” He replied.

“Aren’t you uncomfortable with me on top of you?” You asked a little worried. He kissed the top of your head.

“Never.” He said. You smiled. “What time is it?” You asked. He checked his phone. “12:15” Felix said. You propped yourself up to look at him.“Mm good nap.” You said, leaning in to him.

“Very good.” Felix said, before your lips touched. His lips rolled slowly against yours, like you were moving in slow motion, your nap putting you both in a lazy state of mind. You hummed against the kiss and pulled away, looking into his eyes.

“Wanna have lazy afternoon sex?” You asked smirking. Felix’s eyes widened, not expecting you to say that. You trailed my fingers down his chest towards his stomach, watching as he tried to think straight. He snapped to attention once You rested your hand over his cock. His hands gripped your hips and pulled you up off the couch with him. You squealed as he ran up the stairs.

Oh good things are good

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PT 2 OF WEDDING HEADCANNONS

PHILLIP FROND

. Short and sweet

. Took you on a nice picnic

. Keeps trying to hype himself up to it

. Dropped the ring and scrambled around on the ground for it

. A small sweet speech about how much he cares about you

. You say yes- duh!

Your rings:

His suit:

Your dress/suit:

The venue:

FELIX FISCHOEDER

. So grand

. Invited everyone to a big fancy party for your birthday

. Dramatic proposal for sure

. He had a big cake made for you and in the center a plastic ball containing the ring was found

. You didn’t know that so you asked if it was a mistake from the company

. Felix definitely got on one knee at the top of the stairs (after snatching the ball out of your hands and pulling you up there)

. OF COURSE YOU SAID YES

Your rings:

(Imagine they’re like his dad and mums old wedding rings)

His suit:

Your suit/dress:

The venue:

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Headcannons for the Fischoeders + Frond for proposing to the reader and weddings?

Who would they invite, what kind of ring would they get their S/O, what would they wear, what would the venue look like etc.

Ok I LOVE THIS OK OK OK

HOW THEY PROPOSE: CALVIN AND GROVER! Pt 2 will be FROND AND FELIX

Grover:

. He definitely proposed on your anniversary

. Takes you back to the restaurant you had your first date at

. Let’s you splurge and figets under the table

.pretends to tie his shoelace

. On one knee he says “I have loved you more and more since the day we met- you’ve always been there for me and I hope to be there for you, maybe for the rest of our life? Together?”

. How can you say no to this man???

Your rings:

His suit:

Your suit/dress:

The venue:

Calvin Fischoeder

. Big all day date at Wonder Wharf

. All the carnies know what’s up

. Takes you onto the Ferris wheel and doesn’t let anyone else on

.a plane flys above your head with a message “will you marry me” and you turn and see Calvin with a ring looking at you with the softest expression ever

.you say yes obviously

Your rings:

His suit:

Your suit/dress:

The venue:

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Making out with Grover? Not like nsfw but sweet deep kisses and peck while your giggling, male reader if that’s okay!

GROVER X MALE READER!

Warnings: making out and fluff

Y’all had just moved into your new house, it was still in the Wharf, but far away enough from the other Fischoeders, Grover could relax more

You had just moved all the boxes into the living room and collapsed on the mattress that you had both agreed would be the sofa until you had the energy to build the sofa

You had bought all your furniture from ikea and it was such an adventure (but that’s a story for another time!)

You turned to Grover who was still taking all of it in

And placed your hand on his cheek, turning his head in your direction and planting a big kiss smack on his nose

He blinked rapidly before flushing red

He kissed your nose, and you took that personally

So you pressed quick little kisses all over his face

He loved said little kisses but he wanted a bit more

So he knocked your hand off his face and placed his hands around beck and pulled you close

The kiss was passionate and loving but also heated and desperate- your tongues intertwining as Grover let your arms slither around his waist as you kept kissing until you had to pull away for air, both your cheeks flushed, smiles on your faces

You were both so happy

So so happy to finally come home to one another

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Heyo! Sorry for the small delay for y’all with requests- I’ve been in hospital after my neighbors dog but me because I stood on his tail by accident (I’m allergic to dog saliva) I’ll be starting on requests again tomorrow! Everyone’s requests will be done soon

Thanks for the patience

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You groaned as you sank down on his cock, his hands firmly holding your hips as he helped lower you, grunting when he was in up to the hilt, he waited for you to adjust before giving a small experimental thrust and revelling in the way your breath hitched, you gave a small nod to say that you were ready and his grip got formed as he lifted you up so his tip was almost completely out before slamming you back down- your wanton moans and his groans mixing with eachother in his echoey bedroom in his manor- no one being in the house so you were able to be as loud as you wanted, you were panting, near your release as his thrusts became sloppier, making sure you came before he burst- ropes of his sticky cum shooting up inside you as you collapsed onto his chest- his arms came from your hips to wrap around your waist as he rolled you onto your side and spooned you, both of you tired from your activities

“I love you Mr Fischoeder”

“I love you too Mrs Fischoeder”

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May I please request Grover x Female reader? Grover has been in a relationship with the female reader for a while and he is happy but he wonders if it's one of those "too good to be true" moments and doubts it. But then Grover gets into an accident and when he comes to in the hospital she is there, worried beyond belief she would lose him. It's then he knows she is the one. I love me some fluff. Please and thank you!

GROVER FISCHOEDER X FEM READER

small bit of angst - aLOT OF FLUFF

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Grover, for once in his life, was totally content with where he was in life. He had a successful law firm and a loving girlfriend y/n, oh Y/n- she was his support system in his times of trouble, she always had his back and got his two annoying man child cousins to stop bothering him for a short while.

It was going well! Too well even.

He loved her but did she love him as much? He wasn’t sure where the relationship was going to lead- which is what lead to this argument. Hurtful words were being hurled at eachother before Grover suddenly shouted

“I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO ABOUT- about US.”

“What do you mean you don’t know what you want to do about us?!” Y/n spoke softly, tears coming to her eyes as she wrung her hands together, Grovers eyes widened- sure he could’ve worded it a bit better but to bring her to tears? That wasn’t what he had expected.

“I think I need- a break” Grover said as he picked up his car keys tears fumbling to open the door to their apartment- y/n grabbed his wrist “don’t drive! It’s so late and you’re still worked up”

“DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO” Grover shouted and pulled his wrist back- a bit too hard, Y/ns face went flying into the door. Grover watched shocked at himself as blood started dripping from her nose as she stood up “it’s fine- I’m fine sweetheart-“

Grover got into his car, tears now blurring his eyes as he gripped the car steering wheel- he had hurt her, not just physically but emotionally! He should’ve never said that to her- he didn’t mean it he just wanted to-

BANG

WITH YOU

Your phone started to ring- it was unrecognised number, you picked it up incase it was a shopping order or something important for Grover, still tending to your nose you lifted the phone to your ear

“Hello?”

“Hello. Is this Y/n L/n?”

“Yes this is she- who are you?”

“You are listed as Mr Grover Fischoeders emergency contact- we just wanted to call you and tell you that he is in hospital”

Your breath hitched and you dropped the phone- Grover? Was in hospital!

“What is your relationship with Mr Fischoeder”

“I’m his-“ you couldn’t say girlfriend, they might not let you see him, “fiancée”

“Ah well then, he’s awake and fine, a small concussion and a fractured arm, could you come pick him up?“

“Of course I’m on my way” you said grabbing your keys and starting to the apartment door

WITH GROVER

The nurse walked into the room to put a sling on his arm- and a final check up before he went home

“Excuse me miss but- I can’t drive home like this!” Grover spoke- the pain medication making his head slightly fuzzy but able to think coherently

“No need to worry dear, your fiancée is on her way, you’re a lucky man”

“My fianc-“

You burst through the door, cutting off his question and made your way over to Grover, blood stains still on on your upper lip

“Grover- sweetheart” you whispered as you held is cheek, in such a loving and gentle way, feeling him lean against your hand as you took him in, convincing yourself he didn’t look as bad as you thought he would

“I was so worried” you said, tears starting to well up in your eyes as you hugged him, making sure not to squish his fractured arm. His eyes widened for what seemed the 100th time today, you seemed so upset at the thought of loosing him- did you really like him that much?

AFTER SIGNING OUT OF HOSPITAL

“Never do that again you hear me! Next time just go to a different room for space! I love you and I don’t want to see you in a hospital ever again!” You said, your knuckles turning white on the steering wheel as you drove carefully back to the apartment

“You love me?”

“ OF COURSE I DO! Have I not made that clear in my actions and words? Is that what the argument was about hun?”

“ I love you too! I didn’t know you loved me!” Grover was so happy! He was over the moon, the person he could see himself marrying, loved him back! He also felt foolish for his actions, realizing he could’ve solved this if he opened up a bit more

“How about when we get home, we snuggle up on the sofa, have a few snacks- a good sleep and we can talk about this in the morning” you said as you looked at him with the small smile he fell in love with

“I’d like that, a lot” he replied, resting his uninjured hand on yours and pressing a small kiss on your cheek

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I LOVED WRITING THIS!

I hope you enjoyed this request! Feel free to request again!

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May I request Grover x Female Reader? At a Halloween party, female reader dressed as a vampire. (As stated the author does not write for AU☺️) Fluff, angst, love confessions? Please 🖤❤️

GROVER FISCHOEDER X FEM! READER

Reader and Grover are close friend who attend the same law school, they attend a Halloween party and reader mishears a conversation and goes running off into the night

//WARNING:blood, alcohol, fluff and angst

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“Come on Grover! It’ll be two hours tops I swear!” You said struggling to zip your dress up as you wandered through your dorm room, your boyfriend of a year sat on the bed watching you fondly.

“Here let me” Grover said whilst he turned you around to help zip up the zipper you had been struggling with for the past 5 minutes, “thanks Grover baby-“ you said giving him a quick peck on the lips leaving a small stain from the red lipstick you had put on “now where are my vampire fangs, I had them a second ago”

Grover sighed as he watched you start to uproot the room looking for the one piece of your outfit that would bring it all together. “I won’t go to the party I’m not budging on that” he said as he held the fangs out to you- looking at you fondly as you poured “but I’ll wait here for you, and when you’re back- we can watch a bunch of scary movies and cuddle. Deal?”

You looked at his outstretched hand and shook it pulling him for a kiss, your arms makings their way around his neck and his wrapping orotund your waist “oh! I gotta go! I love you bye” you said pulling away and grabbing your purse quickly running out the door

——————— TIME SKIP TO AFTER THE PARTY

“Ughhhhh my feet hurt so bad! I shouldn’t have worn heels oh god!” You whispered to yourself as you got to the door of your apartment.

You let yourself in as you finally took your heels off, setting the bottle of wine you had grabbed for the movie marathon you and Grover were going to have when you heard Grover talking on the phone.

You beamed and grabbed the wine, flinching as your feet felt the cold of the floor walking over to the closed door

“-and make sure you aren’t caught coming over here, she’ll be gone for at least another 45 minutes.” You went still.

Surely he wasn’t? Was he? He couldn’t be, but the alcohol in your system seemed to blur your surroundings as your ears started to ring, tears trickling down your face as you dropped the wine and without a word, opened the door and sprinted out into the night.

Grover flinched and looked over to the closed door- he hoped Y/n wasn’t home yet, he had ordered a big present for your anniversary and it had come a bit early- he had no idea how he was going to hide it!

He ended the call and opened the door, there was a smashed bottle of wine- and the heels she had worn to the party? Was she home? He looked around outside and couldn’t spot her- where was she… did she hear him say- no, she would t think that he would do that, but she’s drunk! She could’ve- oh no

“Y/N? SWEETHEART WHERE ARE YOU?!” He yelled out into the night as he made his way out of the house (locking up obviously) and turning on his phones flashlight

“Sweetheart, you misunderstood what you heard I swear!” He was desperate, he had been searching for what felt like hours- then his phone rang “hello? Sorry i don’t have time to” “

“Grover please explain why your girlfriend and my best friend is at my dorm crying into my pillow?”

“She misheard something I said over the phone! I was trying to bring in a anniversary gift but it sounded like I was cheating! I swear I wouldn’t! Is she hurt?”

“She has a scraped knee and her hands are a bit banged up but she’ll be fine now calm down- you make your way over whilst I explain it to her”

“Thank you iris”

The call ended and Grover sprinted over to Irises dorm, a million explanations in his mind

He got to Irises dorm room and knocked trying to straighten himself up in case Y/n opened the door- alas it was iris with a finger over her mouth

She lead him to her bed where y/n was lying with a few bandaids and a torn dress, she was asleep and sniffling slightly.

“Thank you iris” Grover said sitting down on the bed and kissing Y/n’s forehead as you subconsciously wriggled over to him- eager for the warmth he had

“No problem- I’ll hit the couch, I explained it all to her and she understands- she said that she ‘owes her hunny bun a big apology’” iris said teasingly, shouldering Grover and pointing to a pair of pjs, “you can use those- they’re my ex boyfriends, Goodnight!”

Grover sighed as he got under the covers with you after taking off his glasses, wrapping his arms around you and kissing the back of your neck once- swearing that he would never do anything to you and one day- dare he think, marry you

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS! God I love our angy lawyer boy

Request again soon!

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All Fischoder headcanons? With male reader, any and all headcanons :>

All Fischoeder headcannons with male reader

Grover Fischoeder

. Y’all probably met in law school

. In this instance I believe you got him a graduation present- and he bought you a heart shaped cufflink or bracelet

.HAND 👏 HOLDING

. He’s never gotten any sort of affection from his family especially Calvin and Felix so he gets so flustered over hand holding and general intamacy

.matching suits are a definite

. I can imagine it kind of being like him standing infront of you and saying that you asked for no pickles in your burger

. Long bed cuddles when you both don’t have any law cases to study up for

.one time you were rival lawyers, the sexual tension was high in that courtroom

FELIX FISCHOEDER

.Jazz Club Dates- I will not change my mind

. PDA THROUGH THE ROOF (as long as he has your consent)

. Let’s be honest you’re definitely a: I’m gonna punch him x no let’s just annoy him kind of couple

. You gotta have patience with Felix cause he’s used to getting what he wants but you are probably the only person who can calm him down apart from Calvin

. You two definitely attend pride parades together, felix probably buys y’all a float and makes out with you on it (if you’re comfy with it)

. Speaking of buying things- I feel like Felix prefers bought things to handmade things, but loves when you customize it slightly, like he opens the gift and omg its the thing he mentioned he’d like to have once before in passing and you’ve painted a cute portrait of you both on it and oh my god he loves it

.Very suppoftive mildly possessive bf with insecurity

CALVIN FISCHOEDER

.you probably met because you’re a tenant in Wonder Wharf

.He definitely shows you off at all moments

. “Oh yes this is my HANDSOME boyfriend WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH”

. Definitely calls you the love of his life or his king of the Wharf

. Classy dates at restaurants that end in dancing down the street drunk

. Rides in his golf cart to god knows where and having a luxurious picnic

. PDA is on par with Felix

. Loves to duet with you, doesn’t care if your bad at singing- still loves to sing with you

. Outright tells you he’s in shady business so you know about it from him and not someone who could twist it

. Make out sessions in the secret clubhouse under the molehill

. I can imagine you buying a very expensive looking white eyepatch for him one anniversary, maybe with a cute inscription inside so when he takes it off he sees it

. He probably gets self conscious about his missing eye and eye patch so I feel like if you smooch his eyepatch he’ll fall a little deeper in love with you

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I hope you enjoyed this! I definitely enjoyed writing this! Request again soon 🌟

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CALVIN FISCHOEDER X GN! READER

Warnings: reader is +21, age gap (obviously)

You’re a tennant who is always on time with sending over the rent, and the one time you’re not Calvin comes down to collect it, he finds you crying over your ex boyfriend and comforts you

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You had been so patient with him, you tidied up after him, picked up his dirty socks, and vacuumed up all the crumbs from his gaming binges. You looked for job opportunities for hun, you even gave his CV, that you typed up for him, to the small burger place on Ocean Avenue! FOR NOTHING!

He never intended to get a job, you realise that now- he was just going to keep living off your wages and what little inheritance he got from his father, never helped with rent and you were sure he stole money out of your wallet, but yet you never kicked him to the curb- you loved him! But that live could only carry him so far until you snapped.

“GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT” you yelled at Dave (sorry if your name is Dave) “TAKE YOUR CLOTHING AND LEAVE! TAKE YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND WITH YOU TOO, I HOPE SHE ENJOYS YOU LIVING OFF HER MONEY!” You shoved him and his mistress out of the apartment, not bothering to listen to Dave’s pathetic excuses.

You shut the door, and slid down to sit in the floor. You could still hear Dave and what’s-her-name arguing about how they were going to live on what little money they had together. You slowly got back up after gathering your wits and taking a few breaths and headed up the stairs to the actual apartment space and headed to the kitchen, rooting through one of the drawers to grab a corkscrew and grabbed an unopened bottle of wine and sat down on the couch- not bothering to grab a glass and started drinking.

Calvin Fischoeder had a few favorite tennants in his small town and you were at the top of the list, you payed rent on time and you were very enchanting to the eccentric man, he had often caught himself thinking about you and how soft your lips looked and-

Calvin shook his head and turned his golf cart onto Ocean Avenue and drove past the various businesses and houses trying to figure out why you hadn’t payed your rent, you usually sent it to him and he’d never had to go collect it from you. He supposed you could be busy with your boyfriend Dave, a weird tingle went down his spine at the thought of your sleaze-bag boyfriend, though nobody did, they all thought you deserved a lot better.

Someone like him he mused, though he didn’t suppose you’d like someone as old as him.

He arrived at your apartment and knocked on the door- he heard a ‘coming’ and straightened his tie, wanting to look his best for his ‘crush’ as Felix had put it.

When the door opened you were greeted with Calvin Fischoder looking as handsome as always, his white suit pristine and his eyepatch simply adding to his eccentric vibe. You scrambled to straighten your posture, quite clumsily as you had consumed an ungodly amount of wine.

“Mr Fischoeder? To what do I owe the er pleasure?” You asked trying not to sway on your feet. “Hello Y/n, please call me Calvin. Are you alright? You seem to be swaying slightly!” He said looking at you, concern swirling deep in his eye.

“Um yeah, sure come on in!” You said opening the door wider to let him inside your apartment, admiring the man before you. You’d always sort of liked Calvin, a crush as most people would say but you thought that nobody, especially Calvin Fischoeder would want to date someone probably half their age!

“Now Y/n, there must be 4 bottles of wine on the floor- are you drunk?” Calvin was concerned for you- he saw a gaming console that was smashed with a hammer still stuck into it and quite a few paintings out of place, he looked around not managing to spot Dave who he understood never moved from his space on the sofa.

“Maybe…? I’m just having a hard time right now. My boyfriend decided to sleep with another woman in the apartment he doesn’t even help PAY FOR and then try’s to excuse his behavior and he’s been stealing from me and I think our entire relationship was a lie” at this point you were crying through your words and burst out sobbing, burying your head in your hands as the embarrassment of letting Dave use you and your broken heart finally got to you.

You felt arms go around you and Calvin pulled you into a hug, a warm safe hug that made you feel like everything is going to better from now on, you brought your hands up to grip his suit and whispered a small apology as you drifted off, dreaming of him and his eccentric attitude.

Calvin smiled softly as he felt your breathing slow down and your hands relax on his suit, he shifted and placed you to lay on the couch- and pulled a blanket that had been discarded to the corner of the living room over you as you slumbered, he found a pen and paper and wrote a small note telling you to come down to the Fischoeder Manor when you woke, he left the note with a glass of water and some aspirin he found in your bathroom cupboard.

As he left he kissed your forehead and slowly made his way home, going up to his room and laying down in bed, slipping off to sleep dreaming of you

[fichlips]

Hello!

I write for these characters from bobs burgers (see list)

Mickey

Marshmallow

Calvin Fischoeder

Felix Fischoeder

Grover Fischoeder

Mr Frond

Jimmy Pesto Sr

I write for gender neutral readers, fem readers and male readers!

I will do:

NSFW

Polyamory relationships

Gore

I won’t do:

Yandere

R*pe

S*icide

Incest

Fantasy AU’s

Or any of the kids as anything BUT platonic,

If you want to check if you can request something, message me and I’ll let you know

If you want an imagine for someone not on the list just ask anyway and I’ll tell you if I’ll do it or not

If you want to find stuff for a certain character just search in my profiles search bit: masterlist:(characters name)

Here’s what I have already

#masterlist:Grover (or masterlist::Grover)

#masterlist:Calvin

#masterlist:Fischoeders

#masterlist: phillip frond

#masterlist : felix