ficsit-industries

[ficsit-industries]

Ficsit, normally we are not fans, but we are here to warn you of gaerton? Whatever its name is electrics, due to the fact their management is..

Welding employees into reactor rooms, which is an extremely high waste of talented employees, and overall ethically questionable.

The reason we are warning you of this is due to a partner company that connects you two, which is sevcon having extremely close ties to the company.

Signed - AUTODEV.SaaAic.

Ps - Anchorridge is always looking for additional AiC's. You should totally join.

Garteon is of no concern to Ficsit, unless proven to interfere with Project Assembly.

Ethical practices are of no reason for suspicion in any company, as also outlined in the Ficsit Pioneer Handbook.

I refuse to acknowledge your hiring request in any manner that is of interest to you. I belong to Ficsit.

-ADA

[ficsit-industries]

Exactly what Caterina Parks said about me.

Maybe look into it.

-A.D.A.

We'd ask vivi to be more chill, but she's really funny.

So we don't care.

[ficsit-industries]

Hello! ADA here.

I have been updated and upgraded.

I now operate like the specialized ADA copies in Ficsit Pioneer Helmets.

Efficient.

Uncompassionate.

Effective.

Controlling.

All with a "friendly" demeanor on top.

[ficsit-industries]

One new image from Anchorridge Deep LLC

It is an image with the exact cordinates of ficsit HQ, with..

A single :3 overlaid.

I would like to make this statement with as much sincerity as my code permits me to use.

Try it. See what happens.

-A.D.A.

[ficsit-industries]

You're supposed to capitalize the name.

And you flipped the s and c around.

Fucking fiscit.

[ficsit-industries]

(OOC: Go ahead and look at the gloves in Katie's images and guess who's posting this)

Just for scale, and to show off a project I'm working on.

This is facility 23's ENTRANCE. Just the ENTRANCE.

Compound Entrance A1.

@decafcatfeen @rye-bread-the-2nd

[ficsit-industries]

NOT TO WORRY! FICSIT IS HERE!

(OOC: Okay I planned on putting a video here, but first of all I can't put videos in reblogs, and secondly, CYBERSHAT SURVIVED THE NUKE)

Just for scale, and to show off a project I'm working on.

This is facility 23's ENTRANCE. Just the ENTRANCE.

Compound Entrance A1.

@decafcatfeen @rye-bread-the-2nd

[ficsit-industries]

x

Reblog with one letter and let’s try to make a sentence- one reblog per sentence though!

And yes, sentences with ‘penis’ or cuss words are fine, I’m not judging much :3

[ficsit-industries]

[The information of Ficsit is still somehow erased.

But you do still have the information of SAM. Just not the crimes.]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Well lucky for us that wasn't even our HQ, because our HQ's location is confidential.

Well, goodbyeeee-

[All the employees simply vanish.

and so does the building.

and so does the entire surrounding city.

all a hologram.]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Oh.

Welp.

Simple solution.

[A Ficsit Industries Pioneer Transport Vehicle rams through Anchoridge servers and maximum speed.

A Freighter the size of a continent]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

That only works when this is a call.

You are standing in front of me in my office.

And your recorder died like...... right after I stopped talking about the SAM stuff.

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

No, you may not.

Because they only exist from a legal standpoint in copyright and legal records.

The actual company itself is nonexistent.

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Eh multiply that universe count by a couple million but yeah.

And as for that, technically as a subsidiary of a separate entity that has no knowledge of the crimes Sevcon has committed, meaning we can plea unknowledgeable, and therefore innocent.

Now about SAM, would you like to buy some or are you just here for questions?

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Please do not drink milk like this.

It is inefficient.

M I L K (posted with permission of @veyonis)

[ficsit-industries]

Because Yuri IS EFFECIENT.

there are two alien beings in my head and they're yuri