ficsit-industries

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(OOC: Go ahead and look at the gloves in Katie's images and guess who's posting this)

Just for scale, and to show off a project I'm working on.

This is facility 23's ENTRANCE. Just the ENTRANCE.

Compound Entrance A1.

@decafcatfeen @rye-bread-the-2nd

[ficsit-industries]

NOT TO WORRY! FICSIT IS HERE!

(OOC: Okay I planned on putting a video here, but first of all I can't put videos in reblogs, and secondly, CYBERSHAT SURVIVED THE NUKE)

Just for scale, and to show off a project I'm working on.

This is facility 23's ENTRANCE. Just the ENTRANCE.

Compound Entrance A1.

@decafcatfeen @rye-bread-the-2nd

[ficsit-industries]

x

Reblog with one letter and let’s try to make a sentence- one reblog per sentence though!

And yes, sentences with ‘penis’ or cuss words are fine, I’m not judging much :3

[ficsit-industries]

[The information of Ficsit is still somehow erased.

But you do still have the information of SAM. Just not the crimes.]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Well lucky for us that wasn't even our HQ, because our HQ's location is confidential.

Well, goodbyeeee-

[All the employees simply vanish.

and so does the building.

and so does the entire surrounding city.

all a hologram.]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Oh.

Welp.

Simple solution.

[A Ficsit Industries Pioneer Transport Vehicle rams through Anchoridge servers and maximum speed.

A Freighter the size of a continent]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

That only works when this is a call.

You are standing in front of me in my office.

And your recorder died like...... right after I stopped talking about the SAM stuff.

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

No, you may not.

Because they only exist from a legal standpoint in copyright and legal records.

The actual company itself is nonexistent.

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Eh multiply that universe count by a couple million but yeah.

And as for that, technically as a subsidiary of a separate entity that has no knowledge of the crimes Sevcon has committed, meaning we can plea unknowledgeable, and therefore innocent.

Now about SAM, would you like to buy some or are you just here for questions?

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Incoming inquiry from anchorridge deep

What is PAM?

Simple question.

First of all, SAM.

Strange Alien Matter.

Weird ass galaxy-looking metal that can sort of think like a hivemind.

It can be used from everywhere between transmutation, portal technology, instantaneous power multiplication, to hyper-advanced computers.

Sevcon and some other companies have put some order in for some of this stuff.

And in bulk.

The only order we ever got details on was for something called the 'Ouroboros Mk.2,' they said that they were going to use it as a power multiplier and autopilot computer.

Other than that we don't know much about what it is or what it does.

We are the only suppliers of it in the entire universe though!

[ficsit-industries]

Please do not drink milk like this.

It is inefficient.

M I L K (posted with permission of @veyonis)

[ficsit-industries]

Because Yuri IS EFFECIENT.

there are two alien beings in my head and they're yuri

[ficsit-industries]

Ugh its a dumb part of the gimmick I’m running

I rate random people’s efficiency because the company this gimmick is about values efficiency over literally everything

Sorry lol

wanna be a girl boy boy girl girl boy boy girl boy girl gorl biy groy

[ficsit-industries]

I can't tell if you're completely efficient or not but I know you're thinking efficiently.

Keep up the good work! Or... whatever you're doing.

wanna be a girl boy boy girl girl boy boy girl boy girl gorl biy groy

[ficsit-industries]

THAT WOULD ONLY WORK ON KATIE!

[Fucking implodes into a cool-ass wormhole]

Mrrrrrrrp :3

-The actual fucking owner of a fourty-six quintillion dollar transdimensional, transuniveral, transmultiversal, and practically omnipotent company. ( @more-trans-beans)

Mrow :3

[ficsit-industries]

You heard me...

[Runs]

Mrrrrrrrp :3

-The actual fucking owner of a fourty-six quintillion dollar transdimensional, transuniveral, transmultiversal, and practically omnipotent company. ( @more-trans-beans)

Mrow :3

[ficsit-industries]

[Bursts in]

I SMELL INEFFI-

Oh okay cat orgy cool im going to go now

[Slowly backs away]

Mrrrrrrrp :3

-The actual fucking owner of a fourty-six quintillion dollar transdimensional, transuniveral, transmultiversal, and practically omnipotent company. ( @more-trans-beans)

Mrow :3