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Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

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Yearly Reminder that C.S Lewis encouraged his fans to write fanfiction about Susan Pevensie becoming a friend to Narnia and reuniting with her family once again.

Literally inviting his fans to write Susan’s adult, angsty character development with a happy ending.

Do your duty fans. Write that fanfiction.

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i want there to be a kaz vs the darkling fight at least once every season where kaz always wins

and i want them to never actually contribute to the plot. it just happens. kaz puts his cane on top of the darklings cape and he trips. thats the whole fight.

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i want there to be a kaz vs the darkling fight at least once every season where kaz always wins

and i want them to never actually contribute to the plot. it just happens. kaz puts his cane on top of the darklings cape and he trips. thats the whole fight.

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While stuck at home recovering from covid, I’ve been listening to an EotW reread. It’s particularly delightful as they face-palm their way through all the Lan/Nynaeve stuff they completely missed the first time (*everyone* misses it the first time).

It really is all there, when you reread it.

From the first time he realizes she’s something special:

And she realizes she appreciates his approval:

The point where (IMHO) he really starts to fall for her:

He says her name for the first time, with just a hint of hesitation after:

He wants to keep her safe:

She recognizes that she trusts him:

And wants his approval:

By that point, when she may be in danger he is almost ready to disobey Moiraine to find her:

(Love how he catches her arm here)

And she’s happy that he’s pleased to see her:

And yet after that we’re still surprised as if “I should have known you would be a king” and “you are as beautiful as a sunrise….I will hate the man you choose because he is not me” came out of nowhere.

That’s some good storytelling.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) / The Wheel of Time (2021– )

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meet-cute

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Jackson Whittemore + accurately describing Beacon Hills

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i love the thought that ‘Tyler just hung out/dated wednesday as a distraction for laurel, like my man didn’t need to do all that. literally laural was probably like ‘keep her happy’ and mr smitten lover boy, already looked up grumpxsunshine hcs went “don’t mind if i do”👀👀👀

laurel: u need to keep wednesday distracted on friday

tyler pulling out his huge manila folder labeled ‘horror dates for cute psychopaths’ decorated with little hearts filled with ‘tyler x wedneaday 4 eva’ already with a halfassed plan to either save wednesday or join her with Thing on speed dial: uhhh well if u insist :/

dude made her a wholeass cake she would enjoy (97% chocolate ganesh or whatever) and practised latte art for a whole week for her. had her order memorised, pulled out a whole suit just in case she said yes to going to the raven with him (we all know tht he knew it wasn’t wednesday who wrote that - he has known her too long for ‘sweet and thoughtful’) strung up fairy lights and made popcorn. don’t u dare come into my house and say he wasn’t head over heels for her, man was obsessed with this gorgeous odd girl.

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Okay, but what if, on top of everything else, Gwyn reminds Rhys of his sister?

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things got a little heated in the gc today

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Merlin is the FATHER of savagery:

“Look, I’ve told you you’re an ass. I just didn’t realize you were a royal one.”

“How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord”

Arthur: “We’re supposed to be hunting. It requires speed, strength, and an agile mind!” Merlin: “So you’re able to get by on two of the three then?”

Uther: “If this were a time of war, I’d have you flogged.” Merlin: “But since it’s not we’ll let it go just this once?”

“One day you’ll transform into a beautiful prince. But magic’s outlawed in Camelot so that’ll probably never happen.”                                      

Merlin: “She likes you?” Gaius: nods head Merlin:“Oh, that is disgusting.” “Imagine…imagine if she kissed you! UGH”

Arthur: “Take some advice from someone who knows about women-” Merlin: “If such a person existed maybe I would”

Authur: “You have the mind of a child” Merlin: “Yet I’m still more intelligent than you" 

"I take it you haven’t come all this way JUST TO SMASH MY FAVORITE POT”

Leon: “Whats the job, exactly?” Merlin: “To kill Arthur” Leon: “Driving you mad isn’t he?” Merlin: “Not for much longer!”

Gaius: “Sometimes two heads are better than one.” Merlin: “Yes but not when one of them is yours.” 

“PERCIVAL, that is a sword, it DOES hurt”

“Will it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?" 

Merlin: "I wouldn’t do that if I were you because if you do that….you’ll never learn of my plan.” Arthur: “… What plan?” Merlin: “EXACTLY! That’s why you can’t run me through!”

“Don’t think too hard, I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself”

“Are you threatening me with a SPOON?”

Morgana: “You’re just my imagination” Merlin: “That’s right. I’m not really here. Just pretend i’m not really here!”

“The belt is one hole shy of perfection!”

“Do you want us to help you?…. Or do you want to do this alOoOone" 

……

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No other character will be as iconic as Merlin :)

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Elide: I made a mistake.

Lorcan: Impossible, I don’t believe it.

*evidence lines up before them*

Lorcan: *ignores it* My wife is innocent.

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Wednesday Addams cares! Wednesday (2022- )

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“For some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”

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Call it instinct.

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YoUr LiNe WoRk’S a LiTtLe ShAkY.