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Saw this image in the reblogs of a post
And as a dishwasher and longtime restaurant worker I just needed to know what the original said so I reverse image searched it and immediately crumpled into the family guy death post on the floor right under my English degree
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so basically chappell roan opened her gov ball set by projecting a giant "am i gay" quiz on the screen, came painted all in green as the statue of liberty while smoking a blunt in an apple, talked about trans rights, woman rights and palestine, told the white house to go fuck themselves and went on to play a new song. THIS is why she is the IT girl of the generation.
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So true
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling
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what i love very much about buffy as a show is it seems like you cant say "they shouldve been at the club" because they were, critically, at the club literally all the time. however, despite this, and i can't emphasize this enough, oh my god, they shouldve been at the club. especially buffy herself. no one shouldve been at the club more. and she WAS. however, in the ways that are important, she also was not
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....
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END THE GENOCIDE! FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸🕊️
directly help families in Gaza!
eSIMS for Gaza!
thank you so much to @panstarry for providing the scan of the keffiyeh in the background!! (also this is free to use for pro-Palestine actions/efforts - just please use in good faith and not for personal profit)
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