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I hope it’s fucking diabolical in the black dog

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it is literally hysterical to see the 180 degree shift in the majority of the tumblr marvel fandom from supporting the idea of imprisoning people without trial or due process if they refused to sign on to be part of a tightly controlled paramilitary force without a moment’s thought to claiming that captain marvel is military propaganda b/c it [spins wheel] acknowledges the existence of the U.S. Air Force

that was going on not even 4 years ago till last weekend and suddenly y’all are acting enlightened like “yeah lol military bad”

marvel literally placed an intelligible critique of militarized superheroes in front of ur face in 2015 but you were too busy sucking RDJ’s dick to even acknowledge that, instead subjecting the rest of us to an endless font of “team cap is full of shit” tags

don’t @ me

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they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

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Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

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god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

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tfw your friends dont treasure your friendship with them as much as you do

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yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

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it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

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I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

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4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

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It's literally that simple

Friend: "hey my son can't concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn't feel like it."

Me: "Did you give him music?"

Friend: "No! No tech until he's done! He doesn't need more distracted."

Me:

"k, bring me the child"

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: "so your head doesn't feel like doing homework?"

Son: "yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else."

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: "k I'm done! :-)"

Friend: "wow, what'd you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽"

Me: "Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics" and some lo-fi.

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Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

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I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me