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Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

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Some were drawing yaoi on churches or sculpting the hottest Lucifer but point still stands

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Bottom surgery is so awesome I'm so happy I got bottom surgery having a vagina is so great I recommend bottom surgery to everyone *tries to act natural while hiding my big pile of vibrators*

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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[Meme format acquired]

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the oversized joint my bf crocheted …. the cat loves smoking her joint

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Let's settle something.

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Im gonna need a little more info on that one.

wild that a Harry Potter fanfic launched a paranoid religious cult that’s now shaping AI

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