now don’t get me wrong , a bitch loves kl.ance but i feel like that one scene in s3 where lance told keith about leaving voltron wasn’t the least bit ‘DX shippy’ & hERES MY THOUGHTS ON IT AT 1 AM
first of all, everyone being all OWO LANCE TELLING HIS RIVAL ABT HIS FEELINGS DX KLANCE !!! and its like,,,,,,he literally told keith because he was the leader, and it’d be pretty important to tell the leader smt that might affect voltron . ( even keith thinks its weird for him to come to him, he jokes about it beforehand too. )
secOND OF ALL IDK IF WE WERE WATCHING THE SAME THING BUT PPL OUT HERE THINKING THAT ??? KEITH DID A GOOD JOB @ HANDLING LANCES INSECURITIES AND THOUGHTS ABT LEAVING ???
LIKE, HE DIDNT DO SHIT ??? he literally told lance to ‘stop worrying and do ur job’ and of course i dont blame keith for being completely oblivious to where lance is trying to get at, he cant grasp emotions let alone his own --- and where hes at emotionally wise w/ shiro leaving & all the crazy shit thats going on, he wasn’t in the right mindset for it anyways
but yeah no keith did a horrible job @ handling that and u can see how disappointed / upset lance looks abt it too
LIKE !!! LOOK AT HIM ???
he obviously didnt wanna hear that, of course he knows thats what he should be doing but he cant help but worry about whats best and etc etc ( in this case, him leaving & wanted feed back on it, not to just ‘stop worrying’ like it’d be so simple. )
AND FINALLY WHAT RLLY GRINDS MY GEARS ABT THIS IS HOW PPL THINK ITS A SHIPPY / POSITIVE MOMENT BC THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER IN THE END ??? ALL BC KEITH TOOK OUT THE TENSION W A JOKE ???
sure it was a nice way to kinda close things off from being so heavy and serious but i doubt a jab abt pidge being better @ math than lance really solved anything at all lmao ??? lance smiled bc he thought that the effort / intention to cheer him up was nice, but u bet ur ass that didnt do shit to reassure him of his skill set / importance to the team .
so yeah. that moment in s3 shouldnt be idolized bc its supposedly a ‘shippy’ moment ??? imo i got so upset / irritated when i first watch this unfold bc keith had the opportunity to kinda soothe some of lances thoughts abt leaving over and at least convince him that hes needed but instead brushed it off and topped it off w a ‘leave the math to pidge’
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so . help ya girl out ?
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GIVE ME THE MEAN POTION!
PERSONALS ( NON RP BLOGS ) PLEASE DON’T REBLOG! AUTOPLAY WARNING!
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D R A G H I M, LANCE.
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Big Mood: lance telling lotor to go home
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‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’
popular text posts.
‘ you mean you weren’t already overly sensitive & defensive ? ‘
not that the term ‘overly sensitive’ was all that accurate to begin with ; he’d settle for ‘impulsive’ or maybe ‘short temper’ ; then again , that might just start up an argument —- & while those were so much fun to have , he’s gonna have to put a pause on that option .
‘ what hasn’t killed you is obviously weak & dumb , dude ; don’t sweat it . ‘
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exiiledbrat replied to your post:
I AM FUCKING HOLLERING
hES SO FUCKING DUMB WHY IS HE LIKE THIS,
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‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’
popular text posts.
cheeky one , isn’t he ? not that he’s any different , but it was borderline refreshing to be met with the same wave of charisma ; reaction is instantaneous , happily indulging in the obvious bait with flashes ivories & coy grin .
timbre drops a pitch or two lower —- for dramatic effect of course , & shamelessly lays on flirtatious side .
not like anyone can blame him really , whoever this guy was —- really did look too stunning for his own good . A CAPTIVATING AURA , one that the fighter was all too eager to fall into .
‘ i’ll remind you as many times as you’d like , gorgeous . ‘
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if u don’t think lance is the type of person who hypes up his other friends & treats them / buys them stuff whenever they go out then uh rip bc ur wrong
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✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜
‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’
‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’
‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’
‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’
‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’
‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’
‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’
‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’
‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’
‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’
‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’
‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’
‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’
‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’
‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’
‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’
‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’
‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’
‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’
‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’
‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’
‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’
‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’
‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’
‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’
‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’
‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’
‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’
‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’
‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’
‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’
‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’
‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’
‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’
‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’
‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’
‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’
‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’
‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’
‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’
‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’
‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’
‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’
‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’
‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’
‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’
‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’
‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’
‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’
‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’
‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’
‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’
‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’
‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’
‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’
‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’
‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’
‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’
‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’
‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’
‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’
‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’
‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’
‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’
‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’
‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’
‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’
‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’
‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’
‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’
‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’
‘ you can start again anytime! ’
‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’
‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’
‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’
‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’
‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’
‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’
‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’
‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’
‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’
‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’
‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’
‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’
‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’
‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’
‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’
‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’
‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’
‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’
‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’
‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’
‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’
‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’
‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’
‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’
‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’
‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’
‘ you son of a mumford! ’
‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’
‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’
‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’
‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’
‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’
‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’
‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’
‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’
‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’
‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’
‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’
‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’
‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’
‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’
‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’
‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’
‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’
‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
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HUNK CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM!!!
LANCE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
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svens relatable bc i too, would take a bullet for lance after knowing him just for 5 minutes .
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‘ okay but if fires technically keiths element & my favorite animal are sharks then ----- are we shark boy & lava girl ? ‘
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Twitter instigates me
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“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
meme .
‘ i guess so ? ‘
despite the fact that horror themed anything wasn’t his cup of tea , it hardly meant he was going to back down from the offer ; they were always intriguing in the most mysterious way possible so —- why not ?
lanky frame drapes ‘cross lounge within seconds , ocean blues giving the screen before them a once over before gaze flickers to the smaller paladin .
‘ what’s it about ? y’know , besides murder . ‘
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B-day gift ;)
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Based on [x]
I have zero idea what the original screencaps are from, but I saw them and immediately thought of Pidge and Lance.
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