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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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Close up of horses.

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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completely enamoured with this thread

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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

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For sale

White birkenstocks

Lightly worn

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life