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oh, cassandra, they could never make me afraid of you.
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“I tell them I need to reapply my lip liner. Men don’t know what that means and women understand it requires time and focus”
Alternative color palette for my homie that loves blue

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i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen
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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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the eye roll when nate says he kissed keeley,,,, soooo famous (to me)
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Bro keeps telling me abt this sword of his and lives in a cabin in the woods
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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
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