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THEY’VE BEEN TRYING TO START THE LETTUCELUTION
ALL ATTEMPTS HAVE FAILED 
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ICEBERG LETTUCE MAY JUST BE WATER PRETENDING TO BE A VEGETABLE BUT WE STILL ACCEPT IT AS PART OF THE REVO-LETTUCE-TION. PLEASE STOP BULLYING IT
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soon...
credit to my friend Emoli (sounds like a disease, I know) for creating this wonderful image 
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Imma tell my kids this was trump
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This reminds me of lettuce
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day 1 without lettuce:
Just started a blog to show my disappointment in my school for not having lettuce. Well, we didn’t have lettuce for a while and this is obviously a late post but you get what I mean.
Members of the lettuce cul- I mean lettuce league have been resorting to eating pizza... the carbs aren’t worth it. The more dedicated members, I (Charlie), and my good friend Emoli (sounds like a disease, I know) are staying away from the pizza and are currently relying on tomatoes for nutrients
life seems to be unstable for the moment... but livable 
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