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"And for my next trick, I will perfectly imitate a stuffed study skin in a museum collection."

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Coming along

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is there a heat wave where you live right now?

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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Starlit & Cursed: A Dark Fantasy Pride Bundle

Celebrate the final week of Pride Month and Caribbean Heritage Month with a story that’s as doomed as it is divine.

The Essence of the Equinox is a dark, romantic fantasy trilogy that asks what happens when duty collides with desire—and when a girl born of stars falls in love with the boy destined to end the world.

In a universe locked in a cosmic war between light and darkness, the line between saviour and monster begins to blur. At the centre is a love story: tender, tempestuous, and doomed from the start.

This special bundle includes all three books and prequel novellas, discounted for a limited time.

✦ Queer, Caribbean, and emotionally charged ✦ Star-crossed lovers and poetic world-ending stakes ✦ Lush, lyrical prose with a mythic backbone ✦ For fans of tragic romance, feminine rage, and gothic vibes

Grab the bundle before June 30. Pay what you want or get it all for $5.

If you’ve ever been in love with the person you were warned about, this one’s for you.

What you’ll find inside:

WHEN THE STARS ALIGHT (#1) WE WILL DEVOUR THE NIGHT (#2) AND THE AGE OF SUMMER WILL RISE (#3) pre-orderable, file to be made available soon. THE SANGUINE SORCERESS (#0.5)

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The labubus are cute tho

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Due to helping out MIL, we are now more than broke for the week until Friday, so if anyone wants a pay what you want commission, I'm down. Obviously, more money means more detail, etc. Mechs, furries, people, animals, porn, I'll draw it all, just send me a message!

Example work @sparreaux-art

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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

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Her eyes ❤️

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SHAWNEE SMITH as AMANDA YOUNG in SAW (2004)

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At the vet with Glammy. Always worrying

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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I need everyone to chime in. Who is sexier and why?

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I need everyone to chime in. Who is sexier and why?