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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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Some of my favorites from the No Kings March

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I liked all of the Drawfee Variety Hour Presents the Drawfee Vapridety Hour but oh boy, Willie's immediate descent into madness really got me. It's just loops.

(psst. commission me!)

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Happy No Kings Day to the Americans!

Hope it becomes a national holiday to remind yourself not only why you don’t have monarchs but also why the monarchies in Europe work hard to represent and please their countries because they know they’re on borrowed time and we’ll fucking shank them if they start acting up again.

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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@dilfosaur I see you've been struggling recently but I just want to say that we all love and appreciate you and everything you do, especially all the work you put into the charity stream. Now that you've supported others, don't forget to take some time to rest and support yourself!

Based on the random animal rolls in the latest episode and done in the "Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" style cause thats the one I'm familiar with! tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles

TUTANT MEENAGE NEETLE TEETLES

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look at my fucking lawyers dawggg im going to another world 😫😭💀

also costarring the lovely @spencerwan

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bdubs doodles

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hey so why has no one talked about the fact that, in haymitch's first scene in the hunger games (book), he tries to hug effie when he arrives drunk off his ass? like... what am i supposed to do but cry after reading sunrise on the reaping and now coming back and seeing this??

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as a person who uses either public bathroom on a toss of a coin i gottta say its kind of ridicuous that people are so attached to them being seperate facilities. youre not usually gonna see anyones dick at the urinal and youre not usually gonna be able to spy on any women. the stalls are the same except one has a little tampon bin. we would lose nothing if all bathrooms were unisex and i'll die on that hill.